Somehow, only one of my pairs of boxers shrunk in the wash, without me realizing it. When I put them on, my first thought was, “MY PACKAGE HAS GROWN BIGGER”.
Posts in category "Random"
Guffaw
Hellooooooooo insomnia.
I hate my laugh. No, really. It’s a combination of my mothers’ laugh (a sort of gaspy, light, heaving) and Mike’s laugh (short bursts of falsetto squeaking). Someone once told me that it’s what she liked about me, but I think she just associated it with my sense of humour.
Simple Stir-Fry


I have figured out the easiest stir-fry in the world. One morning I took my stir-fry strips out of the freezer to defrost by the time my classes were done. When I got home, I realized that I had no vegetables and I was too tired to make rice (actually it was more of being too tired to clean the rice pot because it’s always a bitch). I found a pack of garlic pasta salad, and threw everything together.
Ingredients:
- Approximately 700 grams of beef stir-fry strips
- One bag of Green Giant Garden Creations Pasta Salad (Garlic)
Directions:
- Pre-heat frying pan to medium heat, add oil
- Add stir-fry strips and garden salad
- Cover and stir occasionally until the pasta is desired tenderness (should take about 20 minutes, liquid should be a light sauce by then)
Note: To ensure beef is cooked through, add beef in pan a few minutes before the pasta salad.
The Taste
I feel like speaking tonight. I feel like expressing myself in some way, but can’t focus on what I want to say. I feel like I’m totally addicted. I feel like sharing something that’s completely embarrassing, like the face trace trick or the wing chun dream.
I feel like singing. I feel like shouting. I feel like everything is just right.
I feel like I finally have people I can hang out with. I feel like I’ve finally had a meaningful relationship.
I feel like I can dream without disappointment. I feel like I can think without hurting. I feel like I can admire without jealousy.
I feel like every song is the last I’ll ever hear. I feel like I’m finally living.
I feel happy.
Music like Braces and Bruises
Whenever Trolley and I hang out together, whether it’s a car ride or a session of tower defense, we queue up albums that we both enjoy. Billy Talent, The Artist in the Ambulance, Sing the Sorrow, Give Up. However, there’s one song that he never queues up, that he always skips without anyone else knowing.
He knows that I can’t listen to that one song off guard. As much as I want that song for myself, to mean nothing more than a frail voice and bouncing beats, I can’t give up the memories that I associate with it, I can’t let go of what the song has come to mean.
And it’s only now that I realize that it’s better this way.
