I’d be screened out of the Average Joe tryouts because I’m not absolutely, totally oblivious about my own dorkiness.
Posts tagged with "pieces of me"
The Porcelain Spring
Sometimes I’m too tired to really think, and my eyes are too tired to focus on anything, so I decide to take a shower to refresh myself. I expect to think about what needs considering while I’m showering, so that I can come back to my computer knowing exactly what I need to. I usually end up not thinking at all while losing myself to the pressure of the water flowing over me.
What I Learn From Rushing
I can now shave perfectly without a mirror.
The Turn-On/Turn-Off List: Part 1
turn on: tight neck turtlenecks
turn off: loose neck turtlenecks
turn on: speaking more than one language, speech impediments
turn off: speaking English poorly
turn on: glasses
turn off: eye shadow
turn on: brow, tongue, labret, cheek, hood piercings
turn off: nipple, nail piercings
turn on: hands
turn off: feet
turn on: swearing
turn off: burping
turn on: Scottish accents
turn off: Chinese accents
turn on: nail polish
turn off: lipstick
turn on: retainers, braces
turn off: gummy smiles
turn on: chokers
turn off: spiked collars
turn on: floor touching skirts
turn off: capris
Is It Me Or The Programming
I catch myself swearing at the TV more and more lately.
