The Turn-On/Turn-Off List: Part 1

turn on: tight neck turtle­necks
turn off: loose neck turtle­necks

turn on: speak­ing more than one lan­guage, speech imped­i­ments
turn off: speak­ing English poor­ly

turn on: glass­es
turn off: eye shad­ow

turn on: brow, tongue, labret, cheek, hood pierc­ings
turn off: nip­ple, nail pierc­ings

turn on: hands
turn off: feet

turn on: swear­ing
turn off: burp­ing

turn on: Scottish accents
turn off: Chinese accents

turn on: nail pol­ish
turn off: lip­stick

turn on: retain­ers, braces
turn off: gum­my smiles

turn on: chok­ers
turn off: spiked col­lars

turn on: floor touch­ing skirts
turn off: capris

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  1. so very inter­est­ing…
    turn on: guys dressed up in suits, ties, etc.
    turn off: the stereo­typ­i­cal atti­tude of guys dressed up

  2. Hmmmm…I’m won­der­ing what this atti­tude is.

    I hope I don’t fall into the stereo­type, being igno­rant of what it could pos­si­bly be.

  3. bah not at all, it’s the whole “i’m in a suit and i’m a busi­ness man and i look down at you bwa­ha” atti­tude you see in a lot of guys who think they’re hot shots.
    it’s a gen­er­al­iza­tion, but i keep see­ing it hap­pen!

  4. Since i am a wom­wn I love SUPER high Turtlenecks mod­eled doing a HIGH UP BACKBEND!! Cowlnecks are a turn on too. Especially Great BIG HUGE GIANT Busted women like me!!! 58HH.

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