We left for home the next morning after a heavy meal at the bed and breakfast, where everything was deep fried, including my toast. Our route was circuitous, planned carefully by Dennis so I could see as much of the country as possible.
The thing that strikes me most about the Scottish landscape is that you don’t need to be on top of a mountain to get a good view. There’s breathtaking beauty all around, never obscured by skyscrapers or treelines. The air is also some of the most pure and fresh you’ll ever get to breathe, yet neutral; it doesn’t smell particularly like flowers or foliage, it just smells clean.


I love these old-school red telephone boxes.


Ham and cheese toastie, standard pub fare.

Loch Morlich. Canada may have plenty of beaches, but they’re not usually backed by snow-tipped mountains.
The Old Course St Andrews
The official name is “The Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews”, and as the birthplace and governing body of golf and probably most famous course in the world, this is quite an apt title. All major professional players have played these links at some point in their career.
Dennis himself has played there three times1, and he told me the story of how nerve-wracking it was to have his name announced at the clubhouse, then all the tourists around him hushing each other to be quiet as they watched him tee-off. It’s also an extremely difficult course, as links tend to be close to coasts, and hence very windy.
The town of St Andrews is filled with golf stores, and it seems like none of the townspeople are in a rush to get anywhere. It’s easy to see how a sport like golf started here.

The first hole, with the 18th hole in the background. I’d be plenty nervous about slicing the ball into the parked cars and houses.


The clubhouse.

Wind speed meter.

- It’s a public course so anyone can play, but your name has to be drawn from a lot and you’re given less than 24 hours notice of your tee-off time. [↩]
Less than 24-hours notice?! Wow! Of course it’s crazy to someone like me who’s never lived there.