Monthly Archives: October 2004

Cool Water

I tried on Cool Water by Davidoff yes­ter­day. It smelled great on the sam­ple card with its dis­tinct­ly refresh­ing scent, but had the unfor­tu­nate effect of turn­ing into an odor rem­i­nis­cent of paradichloroben­zene as I learned in chem­istry, or what is com­mon­ly referred to as “uri­nal cake”, when applied to my skin. It was an effort to not mic­turate on my wrists for the rest of the day.

Durex Performax

Prolongs plea­sure with cli­max con­trol lubri­cant.

  • Contains heat acti­vat­ed cli­max con­trol lubri­cant on the inside and silky-smooth lubri­cant on the out­side
  • Fitted shape for easy-on and great feel
  • Low latex scent
  • WARNING: Premature ejac­u­la­tion may be due to a con­di­tion requir­ing med­ical super­vi­sion

I won­der what the tar­get mar­ket is. Men who can’t seem to last longer than eight sec­onds, or sen­si­tive guys who just want to be bet­ter lovers for their woman? I’ve been led to believe that they’re for men who don’t enjoy hav­ing any feel­ings in their cock after sex. (I apol­o­gize for the use of the word cock in the last sen­tence. My entries have been com­ment­ed as being strong­ly penile, which both­ers some women. The word itself makes some women uncom­fort­able. Penis.)

They remind me of this trip to the den­tist I had when I was young, and had been a bad boy for let­ting a cav­i­ty devel­op. Before clean­ing the site and cement­ing the fill­ing, my den­tist stuck me with three nee­dles of local anes­thet­ic. 15 min­utes lat­er, he came back and start­ed to work sore, ful­ly sen­sa­tion­al, mouth. I left his office, and short­ly after I got home, my mouth went com­plete­ly numb and I sthart­ed to taalk liyke thith.