Monthly Archives: September 2004

Wake-Up Call

I woke up this morn­ing, and found my hair rough and my ears cold. I had left the win­dow open last night, and the sun had creeped through fill­ing my room with gold­en light, as if the chilly breeze was cast­ing the blinds aside, telling me that it was time to get up.

Two eggs, two hash­browns, and three sausages please.

Table Tennis At Pat's

Thursday, I went over to Pat’s for a long-planned table ten­nis marathon. Before we start­ed, he cooked us din­ner; rib-eye steak grilled on the bar­be­cue, a fresh veg­etable stir-fry, and bruschet­ta as an appe­tiz­er. The steak was mar­i­nat­ing all day in a gar­lic and oil sauce, and the bruschet­ta spread was made using extra vir­gin olive oil and basil that he grew him­self. It’s great to have a friend whose pas­sion is cook­ing and eat­ing.

We end­ed up play­ing for about an hour and a half, because we end­ed up speak­ing for so long and I had to work the next day. Every game was close, and every best-out-of-five match went to the fifth game, with a deuce for match point dur­ing three of the five match­es. He was lead­ing by one the entire time, but I adjust­ed my tim­ing and took less risks, and end­ed up win­ning the final match 12–10.

It was frus­trat­ing to be play­ing in his base­ment because I’m used to a much big­ger area with much bet­ter light­ing. The ball was hard to keep track of, and I did­n’t have the same floor­ing to maneu­ver on, so it felt like my legs were glued to the ground. My toes start­ed get­ting raw and painful about half way through, due to the fact that I usu­al­ly play with my weight shift­ed off the heel, but I was able to ignore it, con­cen­trate on play­ing, and fol­low through with a nar­row win. I real­ized that the dis­tance I stand away from the table is pro­por­tion­al to the dis­tance of the table to the wall. Unfortunately, this means that my tim­ing is all screwed up depend­ing on the loca­tion that I play. I need to work on being con­sis­tent in all play­ing con­di­tions.

The Woman At Michelle's Baguette

Often when I’m at Michele’s Baguette there’s a woman work­ing there, I’d say in her mid-40s, whom I believe is one of the own­ers. She has these real­ly funky streaks of colour in her hair, and they work real­ly well for her, some­thing which is much less com­mon for peo­ple her age. Whenever she hap­pens to be there I want to tell that her hair looks real­ly cool, but I can nev­er seem to find the right time.

Should I tell her as I walk up to the sand­wich stand? Should I tell her while she’s putting my sand­wich togeth­er? I always think to myself that I’ll speak up as I walk away if she ever rings me through (because she usu­al­ly lets some­one else charge me), but the oth­er day when she was the only one work­ing there I could­n’t bring myself to say any­thing. I did­n’t want her to think that I was just flat­ter­ing her for extra top­pings or fresh­er veg­eta­bles. I bet she gets com­pli­ments about her hair all the time.

Hot Disgusting

So there I was, sit­ting at my desk with my pop­py­seed bagel with plain cream cheese, start­ing to get hun­gry. I decide to get some­thing hot to drink, so I grab my change, and walk to the hot drink dis­penser in the kitchen. I grab a pack of choco and put it in the slot of the machine, insert my two quar­ters, and watch the machine inject brown water into my mug. In my head I have the taste of rich and creamy Second Cup hot choco­late, and this is what I’m expect­ing as I walk back to my desk before I take a sip. There were lit­tle sol­id bits of brown float­ing in the liq­uid, what I assume was just undis­solved choco­late pow­der.

I take a sip. This hot choco­late is so fuck­ing dis­gust­ing, that it’s hilar­i­ous. It’s not just bland and watery, it goes through lev­els and lay­ers of bad taste. It starts out like instant hot choco­late from pow­der mix with a lit­tle too much water mixed into it. Then there’s a lit­tle hint of ash that fades before the dis­tinct taste of burnt metal­lic cook­ware. The fin­ish is all water, with no oth­er taste what­so­ev­er, aside from a hint of some­thing that’s too light to be dis­tin­guish­able.

And as I keep drink­ing this, I can’t help but laugh after every sip. It’s the most vile, most putrid, most com­ic cup of any­thing I have ever had.