I Think She's Cute

I find that I’ve become more attract­ed to uncon­ven­tion­al beau­ty late­ly. Well, that’s not to say that my past propen­si­ties have been com­plete­ly tra­di­tion­al. Aaron thinks that my whole speech imped­i­ment thing is just me try­ing to be a unique per­son. I’m not real­ly insult­ed by this (even though I’d nor­mal­ly be, espe­cial­ly since I have a great respect for Aaron’s opin­ions) sim­ply because I think that if he had any…inter­est­ing tastes, he’d under­stand.

I once had a dis­cus­sion with Trolley about the fact that almost any type of fetish made sense to me — hair, loli­con, necrophil­ia, rape, scat­ol­ogy, plucked chick­ens — except for foot fetish­es. I mean, most of these all have very deep-root­ed psy­cho­log­i­cal jus­ti­fi­ca­tions. Sex with ani­mals, for exam­ple, may turn some­one on due to feel­ings of dom­i­nance over an ani­mal, or a belief that they are mak­ing some­thing feel bliss­ful plea­sure (per­haps as a com­pen­sa­tion for inse­cu­ri­ty in being able to plea­sure some­one). Most any sort of fan­ta­sy can be rel­a­tive­ly eas­i­ly jus­ti­fied.

Aaron and I were even able to find a jus­ti­fi­ca­tion for bad teeth fetish­es, which is an inter­est­ing idea since I know so many peo­ple who can’t stand crooked teeth. He knows peo­ple who only date oth­ers who are “less attrac­tive” than them, and we take this as a sign that these peo­ple may be inse­cure about their looks, and are turned on when viewed as the more attrac­tive per­son in the cou­ple. Of course, this can be relat­ed to any sort of “flaw” that may be found in some­one.

I once knew a girl who was turned on by guys using cal­cu­la­tors, and I can eas­i­ly relate this to my “girls wear­ing glass­es” pro­cliv­i­ty, inso­far as being extreme­ly attract­ed to intel­li­gence, both being a sort of phys­i­cal (albeit pos­si­bly soci­etal) man­i­fes­ta­tion of an intan­gi­ble thing.

Feet, how­ev­er, I can only jus­ti­fy when relat­ed to the trib­al tra­di­tion of feet-fore­head touch­ing. Subordination is rep­re­sent­ed in the younger peo­ple touch­ing the feet of the elders with their fore­heads. Perhaps some­one may be attract­ed to the fact that they are brought to the lev­el of the toe suck­ing, sim­i­lar to the idea of dom­i­nance. It’s hard for me to even see foot fetish­es on a basic phys­i­cal lev­el, which is eas­i­ly done for breasts or waists, etc. unless one con­sid­ers the impact of soci­ety on what peo­ple find attrac­tive.

I can just see all the hits I’m going to get from inter­est­ing search strings now.

Most of my propen­si­ties can be eas­i­ly explained, although I get var­i­ous odd reac­tions when peo­ple find out, and most are either laugh­ing too hard or too weird­ed out to allow an expla­na­tion. Speech imped­i­ments are some­thing I just can’t seem to jus­ti­fy, although such an inef­fa­ble thing has allowed me to more eas­i­ly accept the quirks of oth­er peo­ples tastes.

So there’s this girl who works at Folio and she wears glass­es and turtle­necks and is there when­ev­er I buy some­thing and I doubt oth­er guys would find her as attrac­tive as I do.

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