Hot Disgusting

So there I was, sit­ting at my desk with my pop­py­seed bagel with plain cream cheese, start­ing to get hun­gry. I decide to get some­thing hot to drink, so I grab my change, and walk to the hot drink dis­penser in the kitchen. I grab a pack of choco and put it in the slot of the machine, insert my two quar­ters, and watch the machine inject brown water into my mug. In my head I have the taste of rich and creamy Second Cup hot choco­late, and this is what I’m expect­ing as I walk back to my desk before I take a sip. There were lit­tle sol­id bits of brown float­ing in the liq­uid, what I assume was just undis­solved choco­late pow­der.

I take a sip. This hot choco­late is so fuck­ing dis­gust­ing, that it’s hilar­i­ous. It’s not just bland and watery, it goes through lev­els and lay­ers of bad taste. It starts out like instant hot choco­late from pow­der mix with a lit­tle too much water mixed into it. Then there’s a lit­tle hint of ash that fades before the dis­tinct taste of burnt metal­lic cook­ware. The fin­ish is all water, with no oth­er taste what­so­ev­er, aside from a hint of some­thing that’s too light to be dis­tin­guish­able.

And as I keep drink­ing this, I can’t help but laugh after every sip. It’s the most vile, most putrid, most com­ic cup of any­thing I have ever had.

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  1. We’ll hel­lo! first i want to ask…wats this thing is up to?? its just that im so confused.coz i could­n’t under­stand really…whats the sense of this webpage??nah!! dont get me wrong..i just want­ed to ask..coz i enjoy surfing..so, could you please help me..i like the background..and every­thing!! but i could­n’t get the sense why i should be here?? thanks!! ahh one thing..i dont know whom i can address this..aside from the name Jeff..thanks!!

  2. WTH?
    Jeff, what kind of key word metatags did you add to your site???

    You sure get some strange read­ers.

  3. For an expla­na­tion of the site, read the intro.

    And I don’t add my own meta tags. Movable Type auto­mat­i­cal­ly adds all words in my entries to the tags. I get lots of ran­dom hits from search engines because some of my archives have years worth of entries and text that get spi­dered.

  4. the absolute worst hot choco­late that i had was a $2 USD hot choco­late bought from Dunkin Donuts in New York City. the biggest waste of mon­ey on hot choco­late ever :/

  5. That reminds me, I also had a ter­ri­ble hot choco­late from a stand while I was tub­ing in Tremblent that cost me some­thing close to $2, but it was noth­ing com­pared to what I had the oth­er day.

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