On having a Parisian accent and getting away with saying anything

  • Frédéric: Look, Akio1, at Jeff’s penis.
  • Frédéric (tap­ping on the lens of my cam­era): It’s hard, see?
  • Frédéric: Not like yours.
Akio passes out

After an after­noon of par­ty­ing, Akio does­n’t have enough ener­gy to eat din­ner.

  1. His 4‑year-old son. []

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