Bronwen finally getting a cell phone (with an unlimited text messaging plan) has been the source of much amusement.
- Bronwen: Aww, I think I’ve been really depressed lately, I’ve been finding it hard to find a reason to get up lately, trying to pull myseld out of it
- Me: Awww. Too bad you’re ditching me this weekend or we could hang out.
- Bronwen: Oh please, my mom, dad and grandma (possibly aunt) would be very annoyed with me if I had ditched all of them, I had plans to go home first!!!
- Me: It was a joke you bitch
- Bronwen: Jeeeeeze, not a morning person…mine was a joke as well crazy
- Me: You’re not a person person.
- Me: You will turn into a crazy cat lady who tries to trap me into having a baby so I’ll have to send you alimony cheques.
- Me: I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU. YOU’RE NOT GETTING MY SPERM.
- Me: Are you crying in the middle of class now?