It's shameless, the way we flirt

Bronwen final­ly get­ting a cell phone (with an unlim­it­ed text mes­sag­ing plan) has been the source of much amuse­ment.

  • Bronwen: Aww, I think I’ve been real­ly depressed late­ly, I’ve been find­ing it hard to find a rea­son to get up late­ly, try­ing to pull myseld out of it
  • Me: Awww. Too bad you’re ditch­ing me this week­end or we could hang out.
  • Bronwen: Oh please, my mom, dad and grand­ma (pos­si­bly aunt) would be very annoyed with me if I had ditched all of them, I had plans to go home first!!!
  • Me: It was a joke you bitch
  • Bronwen: Jeeeeeze, not a morn­ing person…mine was a joke as well crazy
  • Me: You’re not a per­son per­son.
  • Me: You will turn into a crazy cat lady who tries to trap me into hav­ing a baby so I’ll have to send you alimo­ny cheques.
  • Me: I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU. YOU’RE NOT GETTING MY SPERM.
  • Me: Are you cry­ing in the mid­dle of class now?

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  1. This is TOO FUNNY. I thought only my friend Mike and I were like this.

    I have to say pret­ty much every­thing I’ve seen about you with Bronwyn is so healthy. I like her!. Without know­ing much of course. But, Yeah. I so do.

    • Yeah, I’m real­ly glad we’ve been able to remain friends now. It’s like we’re auto­mat­i­cal­ly clos­er to each oth­er because we know each oth­er so well, a short­cut to a close friend­ship.

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