The Definition of a Hypocrite

A per­son who tells you to stop blog­ging because it’s bad for you, leaves ram­bling com­ments such as this, this, and this, draws creepy dia­grams about you then e‑mails them to peo­ple you don’t even know, yet blogs com­pul­sive­ly her­self.

16 comments

  1. Oh christ, what hap­pened now??

  2. HAHAHA!

    She mis­spelled exer­cise. Bronwen’s defence state­ments were so awe­some.

    Someone should go to her blog and instruct her on the prop­er inter­net usage of excla­ma­tion points and also give her Mark Twain’s 19 rules for Proper Writing.

    Link her, please?

  3. @trolley — Hahah…just a per­son prov­ing repeat­ed­ly that they should stop liv­ing in the past, and think before they speak or act, lest they look (repeat­ed­ly) like an idiot.

    @Maeko — Yes, this per­son­’s brain does­n’t func­tion prop­er­ly when she’s emo­tion­al (which is 99% of the time). Linking her isn’t nec­es­sary. Her actions and com­ments speak enough about her char­ac­ter.

    And yes, Bronwen’s defense state­ments are gold.

  4. What an idiot. I can’t bear to read what you write, so stop blog­ging because I can’t help myself.

  5. HAHAHAHAH…I love the sar­casm. That’s exact­ly the way I feel. Reminds me of those peo­ple who con­stant­ly com­plain about a TV show, instead of sim­ply chang­ing the chan­nel or not watch­ing the show. Makes a lot of sense, does­n’t it? At least they don’t actu­al­ly write to the pro­duc­ers and tell them to stop mak­ing the show.

  6. Yeah, that’s the word I was going for too.

  7. Oh you get these types of cra­zies all the time, all over the inter­net. I find that com­mon among females, which is depress­ing. :p It’s a cry for atten­tion.

  8. Hahahah…someone else I told also brought up the whole “female fac­tor”. I won­der why guys don’t get as crazy.

  9. They do, but they’re not as obvi­ous about it… although there is a good num­ber of stalk­er­ish guys out there, but I guess they’re more sub­tle? Still creepy regard­less, any kind of obses­sive behav­iour needs to be addressed.

  10. any kind of obses­sive behav­iour needs to be addressed

    Nail on the head, my friend.

    (I like how you spell behav­iour with the “u”. You’re stick­ing to your Canadian roots!)

  11. Wow. That’s crazy. It always throws me for a loop when some­one sup­pos­es to have more infor­ma­tion on you than you have for your­self. Especially when said advice is unso­licit­ed. Eep.

  12. I usu­al­ly stop read­ing when peo­ple con­fuse its with it’s (a few par­ties except­ed); but this is cer­ti­fied fruit­cake mate­r­i­al.

  13. @quelyn — Yeah, peo­ple who think they know you bet­ter than you know your­self real­ly piss me off. How can some­one pre­sume to know what’s best for you, when they don’t even know the com­plete sit­u­a­tion? Advice on top of this becomes some­what ludi­crous and extreme­ly dif­fi­cult to be tak­en seri­ous­ly.

    Crazy’s a good word too.

    @xibee — Hahahahah…take my word for it, it got much worse.

  14. It’s obvi­ous that she still vis­its occa­sion­al­ly.

    And it’s like, she says she’s over it on her blog, then she vis­its and then BAM, more ran­dom rant­i­ng, emo vent­ing, and bad poet­ry. The fun­ny part is that she thinks you’re the one at fault, like you did every­thing wrong, and she con­ve­nient­ly for­got how psy­cho she got over noth­ing (she even called you a stalk­er once, lol!).

    Some peo­ple nev­er learn. It’s like that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa does a sci­ence exper­i­ment to see who is smarter, Bart or her ham­ster, so she elec­tri­fies a muf­fin. The ham­ster tries to take the muf­fin, gets elec­tro­cut­ed, learns his les­son, and nev­er does it again. Bart gets shocked too, but he nev­er stops try­ing to take the muf­fin.

    Just like her. She’s dumb­er than a ham­ster.

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