This comes as a strange phenomenon. While my dad could never really develop a full beard, he could quickly grow an all-over scruff. Scruff like it was made of steel wool. Sometimes he’d have to shave twice a day, and he kept an extra electric shaver in the glove compartment just for this purpose.
Apparently, I didn’t inherit this gene.
I did, however, inherit some sort of mutation that turns certain hairs brown. I always thought it was Scottish heritage on Aaron’s part that gave him the orange highlights in his beard. Now I don’t know what it’s due to.
Unfortunately, I can’t show off this mutation, since I have to shave frequently.
When I don’t shave, my sparse facial hair makes me look like I’m still going through puberty and my balls have yet to drop.