The Eyes Have It

For some rea­son, I can’t stand any­thing that has to do with eye injuries. I have no idea why. During movies, the only thing that will usu­al­ly make me look away is an eye gouge, or an eye stab, or an eye pluck. Things like that dis­gust me so much that I can’t even write about them.

So Wheaties has this fish with an infec­tion on its left eye. The infec­tion looks like a fun­gus, but it isn’t a nor­mal blotchy mold, it’s a white growth that comes out in sharp spikes. At one point the spikes were longer than the width of its head, and it was float­ing side­ways because it prob­a­bly could­n’t see out of that eye. It’s not so much the fact that the fish has an eye infec­tion (although that’s bad enough already), but the fact that the infec­tion seems so devi­ous­ly struc­tured, almost intel­li­gent, with these long, sharp spikes that jut out direct­ly from the eye. All I can pic­ture is try­ing to cure the fish by putting some med­i­cine in there, and the spikes going limp and falling off, or hav­ing to pull off each spike indi­vid­u­al­ly with pair of tweez­ers. Every time I pass by the aquar­i­um I don’t dare look. Just think­ing about it lit­er­al­ly gives me the shiv­ers. Must be the sin­gle most dis­gust­ing thing I’ve ever seen.

2 comments

  1. I here you. I dont know what it is about eyes. I even have a hard time putting things on or near my eyes. Cant wear con­tacts, using eye drops is a huge ordeal. The freaki­est thing though was when I was in 3nd grade, I actu­al­ly got a paper cut on my eye when read­ing a book (one of those huge most­ly pic­ture books). the cor­ner of the page actu­al­ly slit my cornea.

  2. That fish’s eye infec­tion is just about the most dis­gust­ing thing I’ve ever read. I’m get­ting the shiv­ers read­ing your descrip­tion. If I actu­al­ly saw the fish, I’d prob­a­bly pass out like an English dandy.

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