Every so often I’ll read a confession on grouphug.us that will make me think of one of my friends, as if he or she may have been the one to write the it. And even more rarely, I’ll read one that makes me think that I wrote it, even though I know I didn’t, and this is one of them:
270642834: i wear my retainer, even when i don’t have to, cuz it makes me feel nerdy, and nerds turn me on.