Pat Makes My Ass Sore

I have nev­er smelt so bad­ly. Pat has giv­en me the best work­out in my life, play­ing me in table ten­nis. I’m sore from neck to toe and I feel as if I’ve been run­ning all day. Even my ass is sore. How the fuck is my ass sore?

Pat and I are so even­ly matched that after play­ing for two hours he won only by a few points. After the first twen­ty min­utes sweat was pour­ing into my eyes. They start­ed sting­ing as if they could taste the salty enthu­si­asm exud­ing from my skin.

I’ve nev­er felt so exhaust­ed but so exu­ber­ant at the same time. I’m deter­mined to do this more.

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