What is it about crying that makes one so tired? Is there a chemical release which leaves one feeling weary in an attempt to quickly recover from the shaking and the spasms? Why do ones eyes become as heavy as lead in the fight against unconsciousness?
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The Fly Vacuum
I have a fly vacuum named Dolores.
For some reason, flies have been coming into the apartment through some magical plecopteran gateway, the location of which I haven’t been able to determine yet. Since Dolly is an indoor cat, the flies have been the only live thing that she’s even pounced on, aside from my toes under the covers.
She’s quite an efficient fly hunter, able to swat one without much trouble, although she consistently lets them get away when she takes an inspection under her paw by lifting it up. Once she actually catches one and is able to get her tongue on it, she’ll gobble it happily, and then look as if she hadn’t eaten her playmate. Sometimes the fly will soar to my ceiling, and she’ll meow at me with frustration, never looking away from the buzzing black dot.
Ixnay on the Onay
Bill Cosby once said, “I don’t know the secret of becoming successful, but I do know that the secret to failure is pleasing everyone.”
From The Gap
The flashiest pair of boxers I have ever worn.

The Long Line
I hate it when people look at what I’m buying while I wait to pay for my groceries.
