I once wrote this when I was stoned, lying on my couch, watching passing headlights make geometric patterns on my ceiling by in the dark:
I like to pet her kitten
She scratches in return
Posts in category "Random"
A Lack Of Humour
I’ve been told that Viagra commercials are no longer funny once the instructions are found on one’s kitchen table back home.
I Wonder Who Else Notices
I swear it must be a running joke between directors to have the infomercial with Ron Popeil and the Ronco Electric Food Dehydrator show up whenever TV is being watched during a movie.
The Day After
The only time I delete entries is when I regain sobriety.
Why I Stop Expecting So Much
The more I put hope in people, the more I get let down.