I love tracking packages. I wonder if package tracking codes follow a certain structure, like credit cards. Credit card numbers need to be approved by a bank first though, so they’re very secure, with good reason. If I could, I’d decipher the tracking code format and write a code generator to track random packages all day. I wouldn’t need to know what’s being shipped, I just like knowing that I can find out where something is at any point in time.
Posts in category "Random"
Skull And Cross Boner
Director
One job I think I could do for the rest of my life is music editing for movies. I wouldn’t compose my own stuff (because I have no rhythm), but I’d find the right songs for the soundtracks. I like the idea of being an extension of the director, having him or her express themselves through me, presenting a scene in a particular way. And I think I’d be good at it, which isn’t something I say about a lot of things.
Cheater
Sometimes I give Nala a good scratching, then let Dolly sniff my fingers. I always wonder if Dolly thinks I’m cheating on her.
Dashboard Jesus
The premiere of Dashboard Jesus, here to absolve all who used the lord’s name in vain while playing Enemy Territory.

