On Trying Earwax-Flavoured Jelly Belly Jelly Beans

  • Amy: Gross! How would you even know what ear­wax tastes like?
  • Me: Haven’t you ever French kissed some­one’s ear?
  • Amy, with a look of dis­gust on her face: No.
  • Brain: Hmmmmmmmm. Uh oh?

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