Dating A Massage Therapist

Coolest thing about a girlfriend who’s a registered massage therapist: general health and medical training means that she can distinguish between the different gaits and kinetics of the thirteen different Eternal Darkness characters.

Oh yeah, and the pro massages.



  1. Jeff, I see you got another copy of ED. Let me know what half of it was. I will give you cache/cheque next time I see ya.

    Man, I hate when stuff goes missing.

  2. if i walk through that mansion one more time without figuring out what to do next, i’m gonna snap…not to mention my walk has become very antalgic, the walls are bleeding and this statue keeps eyeing me as i round the corner of the staircase.

    whos gonna rub my sore gaming thumb?

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