I can now shave perfectly without a mirror.

turn on: tight neck turtlenecks
turn off: loose neck turtlenecks

turn on: speaking more than one language, speech impediments
turn off: speaking English poorly

turn on: glasses
turn off: eye shadow

turn on: brow, tongue, labret, cheek, hood piercings
turn off: nipple, nail piercings

turn on: hands
turn off: feet

turn on: swearing
turn off: burping

turn on: Scottish accents
turn off: Chinese accents

turn on: nail polish
turn off: lipstick

turn on: retainers, braces
turn off: gummy smiles

turn on: chokers
turn off: spiked collars

turn on: floor touching skirts
turn off: capris

I catch myself swearing at the TV more and more lately.

The only time I delete entries is when I regain sobriety.

The more I put hope in people, the more I get let down.