Browsing entries tagged with "conversations"
24 Feb 10
2

On Touch-Typing vs. Second Base

Posted in: Daily Life | Tags: ,
  • Me, hearing John typing over the phone: You’re quite the touch-typist now. I remember when you were a two-finger typist.
  • John: I still am. And I have to look at the keyboard. I guess I could type without looking but I never try.
  • Me: Think of it as a vagina. Do you have to look at a vagina when you’re fingering it?
  • John: The vagina only has one button.
29 Jan 10
0

On Trying Earwax-Flavoured Jelly Belly Jelly Beans

Posted in: Random | Tags:
  • Amy: Gross! How would you even know what earwax tastes like?
  • Me: Haven’t you ever French kissed someone’s ear?
  • Amy, with a look of disgust on her face: No.
  • Brain: Hmmmmmmmm. Uh oh?
20 Sep 09
2

It's shameless, the way we flirt

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Bronwen finally getting a cell phone (with an unlimited text messaging plan) has been the source of much amusement.

  • Bronwen: Aww, I think I’ve been really depressed lately, I’ve been finding it hard to find a reason to get up lately, trying to pull myseld out of it
  • Me: Awww. Too bad you’re ditching me this weekend or we could hang out.
  • Bronwen: Oh please, my mom, dad and grandma (possibly aunt) would be very annoyed with me if I had ditched all of them, I had plans to go home first!!!
  • Me: It was a joke you bitch
  • Bronwen: Jeeeeeze, not a morning person…mine was a joke as well crazy
  • Me: You’re not a person person.
  • Me: You will turn into a crazy cat lady who tries to trap me into having a baby so I’ll have to send you alimony cheques.
  • Me: I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU. YOU’RE NOT GETTING MY SPERM.
  • Me: Are you crying in the middle of class now?
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