May 19, 2008

Pictures of White People Laughing

Playing shots and ladders

Thumbnail: Karaoke crowd
Thumbnail: Bill takes a swig during Karaoke
Thumbnail: Karaoke duet
Thumbnail: Skyy Vodka
Thumbnail: Duet kiss
Thumbnail: Guitar karaoke
Thumbnail: Tray of jello shooters
Thumbnail: He laughs
Thumbnail: Hors D'oeuvres
Thumbnail: Jello shooting
Thumbnail: Doubled over in laughter
Thumbnail: Jello wet will
Thumbnail: Ginger the cat gives me a kiss
Thumbnail: Laughing party
Thumbnail: Shirley plays Rock Band
Thumbnail: Rock Band shot
Thumbnail: Singing faces
Thumbnail: Snoopy the cat
Thumbnail: She laughs on the couch
Thumbnail: Underwear check

Also known as a drink­ing party at Shirley’s.

This is how I learn that peo­ple have a good time when there’s at least one per­son will­ing to make a fool of him­self, because it sets the tone for every­one else.

That being young is to be young at heart. That to be young at heart is to laugh deep and laugh regularly.

And that it never hurts to have alco­hol to help facil­i­tate the process.

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November 11, 2004

Tuborg On The Shelf

Thumbnail: Tuborg on the shelf

Trolley left his Tuborg in my room tonight, but I pur­posely didn’t tell him so that I could have a chance to talk with him when he remem­bered where it was.

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November 8, 2004

Self-Restraint: Tensility

Some peo­ple turn to pills and things
To help them through the day
To take them up or down or just
To ease the blues away
But me I really want to feel
The ups and downs of life so real
Happy or sad emo­tions reign
My tears flow just the same

—Lamb, I Cry

I had been try­ing to write this for nearly a month, but couldn’t get it down until I really lis­tened to the lyrics of I Cry on the walk home past the power lines. I decided to split this up into two sep­a­rate entries, after real­iz­ing that I have two sim­i­lar ideas in my head, but two very dis­tinct issues. Perhaps it just took a few extra rough days of work to force me to think about this. All the things falling apart that I have to fix, respon­si­bil­i­ties, dead­lines, and tons of other mis­cel­la­neous things are def­i­nitely mak­ing me think of ways to get the ten­sion out of my arms and shoulders.

Sometimes, when I come home, all I want to do is get piss drunk or mind­lessly stoned. Maybe go reck­lessly buy a bunch of things I don’t need, to make myself feel bet­ter for that lit­tle amount of time. Sometimes I just feel like doing some­thing irra­tional, even though I have no idea what or why, sim­ply because I believe it would get my mind of things. And yet I don’t do any of this, espe­cially when I’m hav­ing a par­tic­u­larly bad day, because I don’t want to be depen­dent on anything.

I don’t want to rely on nar­cotics, or mate­r­ial goods, or self-mutilation, or any­thing at all to make myself feel bet­ter. I want to be sure that I can han­dle things, no mat­ter what, on my own. I force myself to feel every stress­ful, mis­er­able, for­lorn emo­tion, so that I know that I can get through them.

Sometimes, every day can be a test. Music and writ­ing are the only things that I allow myself.

And some­times I have to tell myself that it’s enough.

October 31, 2004

Halloween ’04

Thumbnail: Halloween Super Troopers

Last year, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a Super Trooper with Aaron and Wheaties (I have only recently acquired the image), and wound up being drunk out of my skull. I tried not to make the same mis­take this year, and see­ing as how I don’t really drink any­more, it wasn’t much of a problem.

Thumbnail: Place settings at Aaron's and Karen's

Instead, Aaron and Karen hosted a small gath­er­ing, which I attended, where home­made chicken pot pie was served, and no one dressed in costume.

Thumbnail: Halloween doughnuts with bat sprinkles

Tim Hortons is doing its sea­sonal dough­nut, which is a funky look­ing dough­nut with bat and pump­kin sprinkles.

Thumbnail: Cheat pumpkin carving

Unfortunately, I had to miss out on a pump­kin carv­ing party, due to a fairly stress­ful week caus­ing a lack of desire to social­ize. Trolley did the Cheat from Homestar Runner, and it turned out pretty well.

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June 1, 2004

Hoegaarden (Who-Gar-Den)

Thumbnail: Hoegaarden

En célébra­tion of his new job, Trolley and I headed over to the near­est Oak to grab a pint. I had the chance to try some Hoegaarden White, and it’s one of the most inter­est­ing beers I’ve ever tasted. It has a unique hazy yel­low colour (which is rather obvi­ous in the pic­ture), due to the fact that it’s unfil­tered. There are lay­ers and lay­ers of cit­rus and spice, which come from corian­der and dried Curacao orange peels, that make the fin­ish more sharp than crisp. Not a beer I would gen­er­ally drink, but def­i­nitely an unique taste that any­one should try at least once. alcohol

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April 4, 2004

Some Fucking Guy

Left the party after an hour. Some fuck­ing guy, as well as other stuff. Aaron, Karen, Drew and I all bailed at the same time.

It’s too bad, I was hop­ing to hang out with Christine more, or even talk to Sheri, Emily, Eric, or Katrina a bit. I was expect­ing to be home past two, but instead I was home before midnight.

I didn’t even bring any alco­hol because I didn’t feel like drink­ing, but after five min­utes I was steal­ing Aaron’s wine.

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January 19, 2004

My Favourite Beer On Campus

I had a short dis­cus­sion with a local lawyer on intel­lec­tual prop­erty tonight. I fig­ured that it would help me be bet­ter pre­pared for any of the ideas that I’m think­ing of bring­ing to fruition. It was fairly infor­ma­tive, and he treated me to a pitcher at Mike’s Place after.

That’s when I learned that Mike’s Place has Double Diamond on tap. Double Diamond. On tap. At campus.

Uh oh.

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December 8, 2003

Hong Kong Jockey Club

I got the chance to go to the Hong Kong Jockey Club coun­try club today, which was quite a priv­i­lege. They own the only two horse tracks in Hong Kong, which is home to quite a pop­u­lar gam­bling habit. It’s the cheap­est coun­try club to be a mem­ber of, but also the most exclu­sive. There’s a max­i­mum of 200 vot­ing mem­bers (one has to be a horse breeder to be a vot­ing mem­ber), and each vot­ing mem­ber can only spon­sor two peo­ple every year. To be accepted into the club, one needs two spon­sors, which my uncle was lucky enough to have many years ago. The tread­mills in the work­out room all have per­sonal tele­vi­sion sets with head­phones and cable. Just from park­ing at the club­house, there were tons of Mercedes, Porches, and Audis.

I had some rib eye roast there for lunch. It was the most ten­der, most juicy, most savoury piece of meat I have ever eaten, well worth the tab I ran on my uncles account. The Cabernet Sauvignon was decent, with a light taste and mel­low fin­ish. I thanked him for the meal, and promised him that I’d take him out for lunch one day when I had a job. He looked at me as if such a thing was unnec­es­sary, and that he was sim­ply glad that I had such a plea­sur­able lunch.

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December 6, 2003

The Alcohol Culture In Hong Kong

Oddly enough, Pabst Blue Ribbon is one of the cheaper beers here and Budweiser is one of the more expen­sive. Drinking is sim­ply not part of the cul­ture here, so no one checks for ID since there’s no age limit. There’s a lot of smok­ing though, mostly for image. People walk around with cig­a­rettes hang­ing out their mouths, and just have one every now and then, instead of need­ing cig­a­rette breaks every hour.

November 11, 2003

Dinner With Sonace

I went to din­ner with Sonace tonight at the Black Tomato. I ordered what I nor­mally get there, and rec­om­mended a seafood dish to Sonace, since he’s a big seafood eater. I had a very inter­est­ing red wine with my red meat, but unfor­tu­nately I for­got the name of it. There was a slightly sweet start with an unusual fruit flavour, some­thing I didn’t rec­og­nize. The wine was burst­ing with taste and had an amaz­ing, mel­low fin­ish. I wanted to see him before I headed off to Hong Kong, to see what he’s been up to. He lost a lot of weight when he stopped play­ing foot­ball, and was sport­ing a slick pair of glasses. Now he looks like a smart guy, going for his law degree.

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November 9, 2003

Non-Drinking Test Run

Aaron and I tried a “non drink­ing” test run at the Honest Lawyer yes­ter­day. I’ve never really needed alco­hol to have a good time around peo­ple like Aaron and Trolley. For some rea­son I already get pretty hyper and already act crazy around them, like I’m an energy sink. I’ve always viewed alco­hol as another tax that I was shelling out for, like cig­a­rettes or lot­tery tick­ets for some.

It was good to be more con­scious about every­thing going on and not have to feel like shit the next day. Aaron wants to try giv­ing it up alto­gether or drink­ing every other time we go out, but I’m pretty fine with cold turkey. I doubt I can com­pletely give it up, espe­cially since red wine goes with my beef spaghetti so well and the fact that so much alco­hol tastes so good by itself, but I’ve never really felt the need to swig the liq­uid courage. The crav­ing for an occa­sional binge will always be there, of course, but those are few and far between.

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September 12, 2003

Idiots At The Cabin

I went out yes­ter­day with Trolley and Wheaties to a sort of gath­er­ing at the Cabin. We didn’t know any­one there, and just sat around while the gigan­tic group of friends there was insipidly super­fi­cial and obnox­ious. Some idi­otic drunk girl kept hit­ting my head with her arms and body (unin­ten­tion­ally) while she was talk­ing to some guy. Trolley, Wheaties and I downed our beers (I had an EX, which was much bet­ter than any­thing they had on tap with it’s darker, richer flavour, but it started to taste like rust after a while) and headed off to the Dom for some pool instead. Sometimes I just can’t stand peo­ple, and yes­ter­day was one of those times.

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August 25, 2003

Ryan’s BBQ, Southvale Visits, Cigar Smoking

I did end up going to Ryan’s bar­be­cue, expect­ing to only know about four peo­ple, but actu­ally know­ing about half the peo­ple there. Aaron and I bought a twelve of Vex, which doesn’t taste like much but at 7% and only $10 for a six it was good enough to get us going. I was able to try some Bitburger which had a nice clean taste. Re-experiencing some Smithwicks, how­ever, left my mouth with a ter­ri­ble bit­ter taste. The bar­be­cue was a great time, although after flame cook­ing my sausages, I’m afraid I won’t be able to go back to my Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. After cook­ing my steak on a camp­fire grill last camp­ing trip, I’ve been unable to look at broil­ing or electric-grilling my steaks in the same way.

By 9:00 pm I was at the Southvale apart­ments, feel­ing com­pletely drained. Wheaties made us a pot of cof­fee while the other kept drink­ing. Aaron, Wheaties, Trolley, and I fired up a game of Ghettopoly. I got my piece of choice, the pimp, and was own­ing the south­west cor­ner prop­er­ties like a…fat kid on cake. Eventually, the crack houses and projects on my best prop­er­ties won the game, since the vicis­si­tude of unlucky dice rolls gave me the cash money for some maneu­ver­abil­ity. A great time.

At one point, Aaron and I shared a Cohiba on the bal­cony. I was sur­prised at how light and smooth the cigar tasted, although it had a very tight pull, which made smok­ing it a bit of a chore.

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August 21, 2003

Dry Spell

Double Diamond makes Jeff dehydrated.

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