
Been trying to think of something witty to say about how showering with Irish Spring Icy Blast makes your dick feel cold, but I got nothing.
I purchased a half-metre Glidetrack Hybrid to get some slow dolly shots but with a much, much more portable system. Smooth horizontal camera movements can add a bit of depth to any footage, though the effect can’t be used too often.
So I’ve been practicing with this new piece of equipment for the last month, looking for people to film, and luckily Tiana is always willing to volunteer with one of her offspring. You can see the Glidetrack shots at 12 seconds (the zoom in) and 48 seconds (the horizontal track).
It’s an extremely challenging piece of equipment to use, certainly not something conducive to candid shooting. Things like exposure, focus, and composition change as you’re moving the camera from one end of the rail to the other, and single mistake in any one of those aspects will ruin a shot, so all those things generally need to be carefully planned. On top of that, simply moving the camera smoothly takes a lot of practice, as there’s a certain amount of friction in the bearings, and you need to balance that with the movement speed you’re looking for. At only half a metre (the shortest length you can purchase), the shots all tend to be slow and lingering so you don’t run out of rail.
The percentage of keepers isn’t great (I find it takes me about three takes to get it right), but when it works, the effect is very nice.
What the fuck, Toronto. http://t.co/5AgLoua
Receiving line has been going on for an hour and a half. I’m thinking this has something to do with the fact that there are 450 people here.
“Can you take a picture of us before we get drunk?”
Pretty sure this is going to be the wettest, rainiest wedding I’ll ever do. http://t.co/h3VJ9ue
Day is half done. 36 gigs of footage taken. One sandwich consumed. One time lost in Toronto. No pee breaks.
Someone just bought me an espresso macchiato. Half done and I’m already shaking. http://t.co/W7R14zm
If only there was some kind of large vehicle to take the wedding party to the church. But where to find one? http://t.co/c4jgmb8
It’s totally unfair that Rob’s murder mystery party is on the same day as Sarah’s wedding. Going to have to speak to the manager about this.
I called Norm tonight. As an international referee1, he’s a fixture in the Ottawa table tennis community, and runs one of the recreational venues in the city. I’ve been trying to get in shape for a big project that’ll have me running around a bunch of camera gear, and since I’ve given up on finding decent Tai Chi instruction for now, it made sense that I go back to the only cardio exercise that didn’t bore me out of my mind.
I haven’t been to this club — or played any kind of table tennis, for that matter — in about five years. I missed it as much as I miss makeouts, and it’s probably been about just as long. The only people who were still there were Norm and his wife, Virsanna, as well as two hoary old ladies who must be in their 80s but still manage to keep up with the rest of us, their teal sweatpants adorably pulled up past their bellies.
Also two old, flattened granola bars from the last time I played in the recreational league in Ottawa. Probably four years ago.
Excalibur! My trusty Mazunov OFF+ bat with Sriver 2.1mm pips-in rubbers. http://t.co/e7KN3rk
Someone take this away from me. #fearofcavities http://t.co/XyCecYc