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Been try­ing to think of some­thing witty to say about how show­er­ing with Irish Spring Icy Blast makes your dick feel cold, but I got nothing.

April 18th, 2011

Tiana + Molly (Glidetrack demo)

I pur­chased a half-metre Glidetrack Hybrid to get some slow dolly shots but with a much, much more portable sys­tem. Smooth hor­i­zon­tal cam­era move­ments can add a bit of depth to any footage, though the effect can’t be used too often.

So I’ve been prac­tic­ing with this new piece of equip­ment for the last month, look­ing for peo­ple to film, and luck­ily Tiana is always will­ing to vol­un­teer with one of her off­spring. You can see the Glidetrack shots at 12 sec­onds (the zoom in) and 48 sec­onds (the hor­i­zon­tal track).

It’s an extremely chal­leng­ing piece of equip­ment to use, cer­tainly not some­thing con­ducive to can­did shoot­ing. Things like expo­sure, focus, and com­po­si­tion change as you’re mov­ing the cam­era from one end of the rail to the other, and sin­gle mis­take in any one of those aspects will ruin a shot, so all those things gen­er­ally need to be care­fully planned. On top of that, sim­ply mov­ing the cam­era smoothly takes a lot of prac­tice, as there’s a cer­tain amount of fric­tion in the bear­ings, and you need to bal­ance that with the move­ment speed you’re look­ing for. At only half a metre (the short­est length you can pur­chase), the shots all tend to be slow and lin­ger­ing so you don’t run out of rail.

The per­cent­age of keep­ers isn’t great (I find it takes me about three takes to get it right), but when it works, the effect is very nice.

What the fuck, Toronto. http://t.co/5AgLoua

April 16th, 2011

Receiving line has been going on for an hour and a half. I’m think­ing this has some­thing to do with the fact that there are 450 peo­ple here.

April 16th, 2011

Can you take a pic­ture of us before we get drunk?”

April 16th, 2011

Pretty sure this is going to be the wettest, raini­est wed­ding I’ll ever do. http://t.co/h3VJ9ue

April 16th, 2011

Day is half done. 36 gigs of footage taken. One sand­wich con­sumed. One time lost in Toronto. No pee breaks.

April 16th, 2011

Someone just bought me an espresso mac­chi­ato. Half done and I’m already shak­ing. http://t.co/W7R14zm

April 16th, 2011

If only there was some kind of large vehi­cle to take the wed­ding party to the church. But where to find one? http://t.co/c4jgmb8

April 16th, 2011

It’s totally unfair that Rob’s mur­der mys­tery party is on the same day as Sarah’s wed­ding. Going to have to speak to the man­ager about this.

April 16th, 2011

My other Chinese parents

I called Norm tonight. As an inter­na­tional ref­eree1, he’s a fix­ture in the Ottawa table ten­nis com­mu­nity, and runs one of the recre­ational venues in the city. I’ve been try­ing to get in shape for a big project that’ll have me run­ning around a bunch of cam­era gear, and since I’ve given up on find­ing decent Tai Chi instruc­tion for now, it made sense that I go back to the only car­dio exer­cise that didn’t bore me out of my mind.

I haven’t been to this club — or played any kind of table ten­nis, for that mat­ter — in about five years. I missed it as much as I miss make­outs, and it’s prob­a­bly been about just as long. The only peo­ple who were still there were Norm and his wife, Virsanna, as well as two hoary old ladies who must be in their 80s but still man­age to keep up with the rest of us, their teal sweat­pants adorably pulled up past their bellies.

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  1. Basically a level 7 umpire, which is the high­est level, mean­ing he offi­ci­ates the top matches like the World Championships and Commonwealth Games. []

Also two old, flat­tened gra­nola bars from the last time I played in the recre­ational league in Ottawa. Probably four years ago.

April 14th, 2011

Excalibur! My trusty Mazunov OFF+ bat with Sriver 2.1mm pips-in rub­bers. http://t.co/e7KN3rk

April 14th, 2011

Someone take this away from me. #fearof­cav­i­ties http://t.co/XyCecYc

April 14th, 2011