Two ant traps in the patient room at the walk-in clinic. This does not bode well.

Discovery of the year: http://t.co/9M944kfT

Wu Wei cur­rently in the top 5 themes for WordPress.com, approach­ing 600,000 users.

Weirdest thing to hap­pen to me this week: go to visit Jesse, Romps opens the door.

The longest 10 min­utes of any given day is wait­ing for all sides of your pot stick­ers of crisp up.

“Catching up on news on the tele­vi­sion. How quaint.”

“Do you mind if I reshuf­fle, Seth?”

I like how they put a piece of sig­na­ture choco­late on your ice cream scoop at Laura Secord. It’s like putting bacon on top of more bacon.

Fairly dis­ap­pointed with Thrice’s lat­est album. #hell­has­frozen­over

I’m on the wrong side of the lens! “@lizmbradley: the infa­mous @equiv­o­cal­ity at work while I pho­to­graph @bonkand­beans! http://t.co/s164sSs1”

And how she was friends with Basia Bulat, who played at the funeral. #small­world

Explain to me how I leave town for a few days and John’s friend is struck by a car and killed in Ottawa.

Anyone singing along to OMCs How Bizarre in this store must be around 30.

This hap­pens all. The. Time. #design­er­notre­spon­si­ble­for­con­tent

The only prob­lem is the footage isn’t mine, it belongs to a pro­duc­tion com­pany that uses the Wu Wei theme for their website.