Dinner with two of the nicest ladies (and their won­der­ful accents) became three hours of con­ver­sa­tion. Business + plea­sure = awesome.

How do I spill ice cream on myself every time I eat from the tub? I should just get caramel and choco­late coloured paja­mas. #ben jerrys

Start writ­ing let­ter. Get angry. Throw out let­ter. Repeat.

http://www.ibrokeup.net is a fan­tas­tic exam­ple of how to use the Wu Wei theme.

Not sure how much I’d pay for a mas­sage right now, but I’d def­i­nitely be will­ing to take out a loan. #sore

brb, fuck­ing SHOWER

South Park gets away with its offen­sive­ness because theyre aware of it. Also, Cartman, who rep­re­sents offen­sive­ness, is usu­ally the bad guy.

Woah, if you sweeten pep­per­mint tea with honey, it’s like you’re drink­ing pep­per­mint gum. And I’m not sure if I like that.

Prototip: you can totally take those domed bub­ble tea con­tain­ers into the shower, cause they don’t let in any water. #life­hacker

No rain is gonna stop my late night bub­ble tea run.

Is it weird that I want my cat to out­live me because I can’t imag­ine my life with­out her?

Why do I feel the need to make eye-contact with bad dri­vers? It’s not so much show­ing scorn in my face as won­der­ing what they look like.

This is how scared I am of bugs: I turn the can of Raid in the closet so I can’t see the label. Why? It has a lit­tle draw­ing of ants on it.

“Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals”. #haha #toosoon? #theo­nion #ohgodsomeonepleaseeatwithme

Stopped on the high­way. So tempted to fol­low the ambu­lance every­one just let through (like in Die Hard 3) so I can make it to class on time.