Just gave Dolly a piece of chicken sim­mered in cream of mush­room soup. Pretty sure she just went to kitty heaven.

John’s the type who’d tell me most mar­riages end in divorce if it was my wed­ding day. Never go to a lawyer for sup­port or encouragement.

Jesus Christ, I wish I looked like Vincent Gallo.

Uh oh. The ultra-low main­te­nace plant Julie gave me is dying. What do? #black­thumb http://yfrog.com/g0jnuj

Home is where I can poop for how­ever long I please.

My ukulele has been in tune for a few days instead of a few hours. Starting to think this humid­ity is good for something.

Version 10 of equivocality.com listed in Digital Pixel Magazine arti­cle “25 Beautiful Minimalistic Websites”: http://bit.ly/263biA

Any day you get to hit stuff in Tai Chi class is a good day.

Eyes are watery but my nose doesn’t seem to be too con­gested. Suspecting the local honey home rem­edy is work­ing against my severe hayfever.

Sometimes it’s worth being a man just so cos­met­ics sales­peo­ple will ignore you when walk­ing into a depart­ment store.

OH MY GOD. OREO SIPPERS. WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT THIS. http://yfrog.com/3o1gfvj

I can­not pos­si­bly get the idea out of my head that Silvio in The Sopranos is Bruce Springsteen’s flam­boy­ant guitarist.

Behind Shakespeare and Lao Tzu, Khalil Gibran is most widely read author. I didn’t even know Lao Tzu came in second.

Dear man wear­ing shorts, base­ball cap, and blazer: not even Johnny Depp could pull that off.

Turns out you don’t need Craigslist to be an unre­li­able, incon­sid­er­ate jerkwad.