If toma­toes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup tech­ni­cally a smoothie?

The fully zipped up hoodie: http://twitpic.com/2zcrlg

Found my dream gui­tar today. The fact that it’s dou­ble what I was will­ing to spend means I’ll have to save for a few extra months.

Been try­ing to get a decent amount of sleep, but I’ve been wait­ing for this day for seven months. #house­show #mostimportanteventoftheyear

Today, I ate an entire loaf of cia­batta bread. And ONLY a loaf of cia­batta bread. #col­i­tis #flareup

Three des­ti­na­tions, three albums. This is not a coincidence.

FUCKASS. Well I guess this key­board isn’t dry yet.

Washed out my key­board, and now it’s typ­ing out ran­dom char­ac­ters by itself. It’s like I have Tourette’s.

Is LightScribe an obscure tech­nol­ogy, or is every per­son who works at PCCyber a com­plete tool?

Playing the Starcraft 2 cam­paign as I’m ren­der­ing retimed video with opti­cal flow in Motion. #why­i­bough­ta­macpro

Barista wrote my first ini­tial in the whipped cream of my hot choco­late. http://twitpic.com/2u3el3

Just beat a dia­mond league 1v1 player in a four per­son free-for-all for my FFA Destroyer achieve­ment. #feel­ing­cocky

Herb and chives Boursin on cia­batta + bbq pork cold cuts = Friday lunch win. http://twitpic.com/2toolz

Dear every beer com­mer­cial about pick­ing up women,

I want to punch you in the fuck­ing face.

Sincerely, me.

Wondering if the con­ve­nience of using a grater to shred cheese is mit­i­gated by how much of a has­sle it is to clean.