Last night I dreamt about sack­ing Strangleroot Geists to a Birthing Pod so I could put Predator Ooze on the bat­tle­field. #addic­tion

My cats have been sit­ting by the open back door all day. I won­der if they appre­ci­ate the beau­ti­ful weather as much as humans do.

You know the inter­net is get­ting main­stream when there’s news cov­er­age of viral videos.

I’m now an expert it giv­ing pills to cats. I imag­ine this is like say­ing you’re a pro­fes­sional wolver­ine manicurist.

When you’ve had a kitty die under a vet’s care, you make sure you give your other kitty enough kisses before leav­ing her for any procedures.

You know you’re get­ting old when some­one tells your their age and you get jealous.

When you tap a pixie stick to get all the pow­der down before you cut it open do you imag­ine you’re tap­ping a syringe to get the bub­bles out?

Is there any­thing more unset­tling than hear­ing your cat puke, but not being able to find the evi­dence anywhere?

Wow, one of the best cus­tomi­sa­tions of Wu Wei I’ve ever seen: http://t.co/Szgejvgc

There’s some­thing wrong with your awards insti­tu­tion when there’s more news cov­er­age about host­ing than the awards them­selves. #Oscars2012

Little Critters is closed…now where am I going to spend my time gaz­ing long­ingly at adopt­able kittens?

Turns out I’m nomophobic.

I always hope I’ll acci­den­tally run into you when I’m dressed up.

32 open pages in Chrome uses the same amount of RAM as 6 open pages in Firefox. #fire­fox­fail #switch

My brain is hav­ing trou­ble rec­on­cil­ing how much I hate Lana del Ray as a con­cept, and how much I love lis­ten­ing to Video Games.