My WordPress data­base is cur­rently a 20.7MB XML file.

Pop-up ther­mome­ter built into a 20 pound turkey. #advanced­christ­mas­din­ner http://twitpic.com/3jn5js

I find it amus­ing that some peo­ple believe being roman­tic is some­thing one does instead of a way one thinks.

The prob­lem with cats who have colds is that they don’t give a nice big inhale to warn you they’re about to sneeze. #OHGODMYMOUTHWASOPEN

I has a cavity. :(

Yep: http://gayswithiphones. Don’t ask me how I know this. Cause some­one told me. Yeah.

Most spe­cific use of the Wu Wei theme yet: http://gayguyswithiphones.com. Could there be any com­pe­ti­tion for such a niche?

This bot­tle of Nyquil says I shouldn’t use it to put a child to sleep, but I’m not a child, so…

Just watched Basia Bulat screw up the chords in a live ses­sion of Heart of my Own. #cutest­thingever

A Canadian break­fast. Mike would be so proud. http://twitpic.com/3cu1p7

I’m never wash­ing my face again. #audrawashere http://twitpic.com/3cpyb5

Somehow I put on two pairs of box­ers. Can’t fig­ure out what’s worse: the fact that I did it, or the fact that I didn’t notice for 10 hours.

I pre­dict I’ll be eat­ing a lot of ice cream. http://twitpic.com/3bhv3m

Sam Beam (aka Iron And Wine) has changed labels from SubPop to Warner Bros. This wor­ries me. #please­dontsell­out

“Damn, she’s destroy­ing all these songs”