Mon Cadeau is closed!?! Now where in Ottawa am I going to find unique gifts for people?
May 31st, 2011
Bottle-opener built into the wall. http://t.co/xj2Iw9v
May 28th, 2011
Dear @tianadargent, I found the perfect real estate agent for you. http://t.co/DyInTnC
May 28th, 2011
Abe = Archie, Ghandi = Jughead, Joan = Betty, Cleo = Veronica, JFK = Reggie: Clone High = hilarious animated Archie comics.
May 26th, 2011
Awww, I wonder if John has read this. http://t.co/NytUsai
May 20th, 2011
Holy shit it’s a long weekend! Time to make last minute plans. But do I really want to be in Toronto during the rapture?
May 20th, 2011
Wild Gardens by Magneta Lane. #neverskipped
May 18th, 2011
I shit you not, this just came off my cat in ten minutes. #sheddingseason http://t.co/XYg6jMI
May 17th, 2011
Fall asleep at 11pm, wake up at 7am. Fall asleep at 4:30am, wake up at 7am. Is my body really smart or really stupid?
May 15th, 2011
Strategically parked so I’ll have to pass the bubble tea shop when I’m walking back to the car. #forwardthinking
May 14th, 2011
Didn’t bother cutting a slice of cake and decided to eat out of the tray. I didn’t think this day would come for another 20 years.
May 13th, 2011
“The Nice Guy can be found mostly in the company of even numbers. 3rd of 3, 5th of 5, and so on…”
May 12th, 2011
“ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?” ME: A FUCKING NICKELBACK ALBUM.
May 9th, 2011
The third season of the Sarah Silverman Program has one of the most entertaining intros of all time. It’s the only one I never, ever skip.
May 8th, 2011
One day I will make love to Sean Rowe’s beard. #nohomo?
May 7th, 2011