I needed that class.
1 day, 8 hours ago
I needed that class.
1 day, 8 hours ago
Having a higher pagerank really means getting a lot more comment spam.
3 days, 14 hours ago
The moment that scared me was when I thought about skipping Tai Chi cause I didn’t feel like it.
4 days, 7 hours ago
Brazil remains Terry Gilliam’s finest work. Any movie where Robert De Niro plays a rogue heating technician is instant win.
4 days, 9 hours ago
I asked Rachel if she could teach me to sing like Leonard Cohen. She said, “You haven’t suffered enough.”
5 days, 8 hours ago
Wondering if Dreamtheater has the same effect on babies’ IQ development as Mozart.
6 days, 7 hours ago
Been staring at pixels for so long that I can recognize when a single video has been encoded twice in two different formats. #dork
6 days, 19 hours ago
The fact that I send my error reports to Apple is a testament to how much I love them. #fanboy
1 week, 1 day ago
Note to self: make sure you hang up the phone before getting all SCHMOOPSY WOOPSY with your kitty.
1 week, 2 days ago
Dolly is totally following me around the house and clawing the shit out of my suitcases. Somebody misses her daddy.
1 week, 6 days ago
Finally touched down and feeling like a mere mortal.
1 week, 6 days ago
I could sit at airport arrival gates and watch people meeting their loved ones all day. #awwwwww
1 week, 6 days ago
Note to self: your pants button needs resewing. Keep pants up after taking off your belt for airport security.
1 week, 6 days ago
Why is my poop schedule so messed up when traveling?
1 week, 6 days ago
Irons in hotel rooms. Great idea, or greatest idea?
1 week, 6 days ago