Dear self: do not fart in the patient room 5 sec­onds before the doc­tor comes in.

A rather frumpy per­son just rang my door­bell, sell­ing freshly baked apple pies. Is that…allowed?

What does it mean when a movie passes the Bechdel test, but not the reverse-Bechdel test cause no two men talk to each other? #Bridesmaids

Using texts as crows in the Game of Thrones (board game). http://t.co/HUcQA3lD

Dear gin­ger tea with honey: where have you been all my life?

The three lev­els of friend­ship:
1) enter address in GPS
2) address saved in GPS
3) no GPS needed

Coffee and a pill. #old­man­ritual

How is it that the word inad­e­quate isn’t in the built-in Mac dic­tio­nary? Maybe they don’t want peo­ple using that word to describe it.

You know you do too much online shop­ping when you have every detail of your credit card memorised.

Yep, this is hap­pen­ing right now. #ujelly http://t.co/tP31t9Db

How crazy would I be if I started sav­ing my cats’ whiskers?

Does any­one else get really ner­vous about dri­ving into the mid­dle groove at oil change places?

Anticipation just exploded in my brain a lit­tle. #imgoin­gin http://t.co/MgXn2wV8

Saying that you’re “open-minded” does not make you open-minded. Same goes for “quirky”, “weird”, and “nerdy”.

Pretty sure the middle-aged cou­ple sit­ting next to me at Bridgehead are on their first date. Pretty exciting!