I needed that class.

 1 day, 8 hours ago

Having a higher pagerank really means getting a lot more comment spam.

 3 days, 14 hours ago

The moment that scared me was when I thought about skipping Tai Chi cause I didn’t feel like it.

 4 days, 7 hours ago

Brazil remains Terry Gilliam’s finest work. Any movie where Robert De Niro plays a rogue heating technician is instant win.

 4 days, 9 hours ago

I asked Rachel if she could teach me to sing like Leonard Cohen. She said, “You haven’t suffered enough.”

 5 days, 8 hours ago

Wondering if Dreamtheater has the same effect on babies’ IQ development as Mozart.

 6 days, 7 hours ago

Been staring at pixels for so long that I can recognize when a single video has been encoded twice in two different formats. #dork

 6 days, 19 hours ago

The fact that I send my error reports to Apple is a testament to how much I love them. #fanboy

 1 week, 1 day ago

Note to self: make sure you hang up the phone before getting all SCHMOOPSY WOOPSY with your kitty.

 1 week, 2 days ago

Dolly is totally following me around the house and clawing the shit out of my suitcases. Somebody misses her daddy.

 1 week, 6 days ago

Finally touched down and feeling like a mere mortal.

 1 week, 6 days ago

I could sit at airport arrival gates and watch people meeting their loved ones all day. #awwwwww

 1 week, 6 days ago

Note to self: your pants button needs resewing. Keep pants up after taking off your belt for airport security.

 1 week, 6 days ago

Why is my poop schedule so messed up when traveling?

 1 week, 6 days ago

Irons in hotel rooms. Great idea, or greatest idea?

 1 week, 6 days ago