I bought another chain today.

It’s darker and has a grungier style, due to the fact that it’s matte instead of polished and looks as if it’s been industrially worn, although it’s hard to tell from the photo. I purchased it so I could wear a chain with my more formal clothes, since it’s less prominent. I’m rarely without a chain no matter what I wear, just because I feel naked without one now. I had to explain that to John when I wore it under my blazer to his fathers’ second wedding. Thank god this new one was on sale, because I felt pretty guilty buying something many times more expensive than my current $2 dog leash.

It’s barely long enough; I prefer very droopy chains. Actually, I don’t think it’s meant to droop so much, I just don’t have the large Caucasian male ass that I think it was meant for.