The longest 10 min­utes of any given day is wait­ing for all sides of your pot stick­ers of crisp up.

3 months, 3 weeks ago

Maui Wowie

When Dave and Jenny asked me to film their wed­ding in Maui, there was no way I could say refuse. Soon1 I found myself in the only place in the world where Koa grows, and every tree I passed made me won­der if it would even­tu­ally be made into a ukulele or gui­tar. I was only there for two days, but it was worth every moment in the delight­ful weather, spend­ing time with some of the nicest peo­ple I’ve ever met.

The entire wed­ding group gath­ered for din­ner at Mala restau­rant, over­look­ing the Pacific Ocean and the islands of Lanai and Kaho‘olawe. At this time of year, the Maui sun­set passes in the blink of an eye.

I learned that there are only twelve let­ters in the Hawaiian alpha­bet (which is why so many of the words look the same to me), and the lan­guage uses Spanish vow­els. Each vowel is usu­ally pro­nounced by itself (Wailea is said “Why-lay-ah”). I was sur­prised to see most signs in both English and Japanese; it turns out there used to be a sig­nif­i­cant Japanese com­mu­nity in Hawaii, although most of the Japanese tourists go to see Pearl Harbor instead.

All the locals are super nice, per­haps due to the fact that tourism is one of the only indus­tries left in Maui2; it seems like most peo­ple liv­ing there are in the ser­vice indus­try in some form or another3.

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  1. Soon” being a rel­a­tive term when com­pared to the lim­it­less of time, as it took me roughly a full day and three planes to get there, from Ottawa to Chicago to Honolulu to Kahalui. []
  2. The other being agri­cul­ture that’s mostly been over­shad­owed by com­pe­ti­tion from Philippines. []
  3. As opposed to those from Honolulu, who have jobs related to the mil­i­tary in some way. []

Catching up on news on the tele­vi­sion. How quaint.”

3 months, 3 weeks ago

Do you mind if I reshuf­fle, Seth?”

3 months, 3 weeks ago

I like how they put a piece of sig­na­ture choco­late on your ice cream scoop at Laura Secord. It’s like putting bacon on top of more bacon.

3 months, 3 weeks ago

leave the bottle

I needed to feel a dif­fer­ent pain. I needed to reassert myself. I needed to change my body from the one he knew.

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I’ve been killing it. Nights that bleed into morn­ing, pots of cof­fee, retail ther­apy, English ales that drink like meals. The blood doesn’t faze me any­more. Instead of slowly slip­ping down the spi­ral, I’ve decided to fall all the way so I can climb back up.

Sometimes you have to tear your­self down before you can start rebuilding.

Fairly dis­ap­pointed with Thrice’s lat­est album. #hell­has­frozen­over

3 months, 4 weeks ago

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I’m on the wrong side of the lens! “@lizmbradley: the infa­mous @equiv­o­cal­ity at work while I pho­to­graph @bonkand­beans! http://t.co/s164sSs1”

4 months ago

And how she was friends with Basia Bulat, who played at the funeral. #small­world

4 months ago

Explain to me how I leave town for a few days and John’s friend is struck by a car and killed in Ottawa.

4 months ago

remainder

Don’t try to make life a math­e­mat­ics prob­lem with your­self in the cen­ter and every­thing com­ing out equal.

—Anatole

Sometimes it feels like I’m being pun­ished for a crime I never committed.

Anyone singing along to OMCs How Bizarre in this store must be around 30.

4 months ago

This hap­pens all. The. Time. #design­er­notre­spon­si­ble­for­con­tent

4 months ago

The only prob­lem is the footage isn’t mine, it belongs to a pro­duc­tion com­pany that uses the Wu Wei theme for their website.

4 months ago