• Me: I’ll prob­a­bly get another cat when I get back. Not before January though.
  • John: NOO.
  • Me: Why not?
  • John: Cause then you’ll be a crazy cat person.
  • Me: Three would be bor­der­line for a sin­gle per­son, four would be def­i­nite. But I’ll only have two anyway.
  • John: Why do you want another?
  • Me: It’s not like I have any­one in my life right now. Cats fill that void. They make good company.
  • Me: Okay, maybe I’m already a crazy cat person.
  • John: I’m glad you’ve started lis­ten­ing to your­self when you talk.