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Love is the foun­da­tion of my uni­verse. To believe in it is to believe in other fun­da­men­tal truths, like grav­ity, and the fact that my penis has stopped growing.

That’s why it’s so hard for me to let go.

Because the moment I let go is the moment I stop believ­ing in love. I’d much rather fool myself into think­ing this loyal, faith­ful tenac­ity will make a dif­fer­ence, than believe the world isn’t kind and fair. Cause I know it’s cruel and unfair. I just don’t want to believe that.

And that’s why I still believe in us.