Dear peo­ple dri­ving with their win­dows down: It’s spring — you’re doing it wrong.

Most genius inno­va­tion of the mil­le­nium: round ramen packs. You know, round. Like the shape of a pot.

I’ve heard of hair in the bath­tub drain, but hair in the uri­nal? You need to start trim­ming at home, buddy. (ps You are not really my buddy)

The Velvet Underground over the open­ing cred­its of Adventureland. I like this movie already.

Pretty sure one of the biggest appeals of red meat is the taste of blood.

Over $10,000 raised for the Canadian Red Cross in the Art for Haiti gallery fundraiser! #awe­some

Sweetening my tea with local honey for the next two months. Will hope­fully build resis­tance to the pol­lens in the area to pre­vent hayfever.

Questions, sto­ry­lines, and mys­ter­ies from the first sea­son of Babylon 5 being resolved at the end of the third sea­son. #min­dess­plooooo­sion

Wondering if any­one noticed the way he picks up the die and says, “BAAAAAAALLLLLL” in slow motion.

Pat asked me if I’d rather have a PS3 or a decent steel-stringed acoustic gui­tar (since they’re about the same price). I couldn’t decide.

I’m pretty sure I have a full-time rela­tion­ship with my ukulele. I think I’ll name it…Joolie (with a soft J that sounds like a Y).