equivocality — Jeff Ngan's collection of thoughts, experiences, and projects, inspired by pretty much everything
31 Mar 10

Linger On

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Love is the foun­da­tion of my uni­verse. To believe in it is to believe in other fun­da­men­tal truths, like grav­ity, and the fact that my penis has stopped growing.

That’s why it’s so hard for me to let go.

Because the moment I let go is the moment I stop believ­ing in love. I’d much rather fool myself into think­ing this loyal, faith­ful tenac­ity will make a dif­fer­ence, than believe the world isn’t kind and fair. Cause I know it’s cruel and unfair. I just don’t want to believe that.

And that’s why I still believe in us.

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Me @ Twitter

Dear peo­ple dri­ving with their win­dows down: It’s spring — you’re doing it wrong.

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

Most genius inno­va­tion of the mil­le­nium: round ramen packs. You know, round. Like the shape of a pot.

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

I’ve heard of hair in the bath­tub drain, but hair in the uri­nal? You need to start trim­ming at home, buddy. (ps You are not really my buddy)

4 years, 7 months ago
30 Mar 10

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Me @ Twitter

The Velvet Underground over the open­ing cred­its of Adventureland. I like this movie already.

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

Pretty sure one of the biggest appeals of red meat is the taste of blood.

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

Over $10,000 raised for the Canadian Red Cross in the Art for Haiti gallery fundraiser! #awe­some

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

Sweetening my tea with local honey for the next two months. Will hope­fully build resis­tance to the pol­lens in the area to pre­vent hayfever.

4 years, 7 months ago
29 Mar 10

On Being 5'4" and Weighing 115 lbs

  • Her: Does it bother you that I’m taller?
  • Me: Hah. No.
  • Me: I never under­stood why a guy would feel that way.
  • Her: Good good.
  • Me: Usually it both­ers girls that I’m shorter.
  • Her: I don’t care at all.
  • Her: Do you care that I prob­a­bly weigh more than you as well?
  • Me: Hahahahh, every­one weighs more than me.
  • Me: Trust me.
  • Her: Hahah, I’m just saying!!!
  • Me: I’m super light.
  • Me: Why, does it nor­mally bother other guys if you’re heavier?
  • Her: Yeah for sure, I mean I don’t care one way or another…its their prob­lem not mine, they’re the ones miss­ing out.
  • Me: Well if I only dated girls who were lighter than me, I couldn’t date any­one older than 14.
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Me @ Twitter

Questions, sto­ry­lines, and mys­ter­ies from the first sea­son of Babylon 5 being resolved at the end of the third sea­son. #min­dess­plooooo­sion

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

Wondering if any­one noticed the way he picks up the die and says, “BAAAAAAALLLLLL” in slow motion.

4 years, 7 months ago
28 Mar 10

Tiana's 29th

Also fea­tur­ing Bobby Hurricane.

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Me @ Twitter

Pat asked me if I’d rather have a PS3 or a decent steel-stringed acoustic gui­tar (since they’re about the same price). I couldn’t decide.

4 years, 7 months ago
Me @ Twitter

I’m pretty sure I have a full-time rela­tion­ship with my ukulele. I think I’ll name it…Joolie (with a soft J that sounds like a Y).

4 years, 7 months ago