Pick up ukulele, play until tips of fin­gers are burn­ing, put down ukulele, repeat every five minutes.

2 years ago

She does this for a living

It’s a voice that slays us, her tone dark and mys­te­ri­ous, her vibrato del­i­cate and suc­cinct. Yet snide. Flippant, even, cause fuck­ers, she’s not going anywhere.

This is what pulls our hearts out of our chests.

Wow, cats don’t think chords on a uke are any­thing but a way to make them run out of the room and hide under furniture.

2 years ago

I can now play a very clumsy ren­di­tion of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star while singing.

2 years ago

Tea Forté tins are much too pretty to toss in the garbage.

2 years ago

I haven’t played a stringed instru­ment in 20 years, but I’m deter­mined to learn a song on this ukelele today.

2 years ago

my friends are fucking awesome

Cause stuff like this can hap­pen any time.

(I love Audra’s laugh. Conversely, I hate mine.)

(+50 bonus points if you get the song reference.)

John’s going to call me tomor­row. At 8:30. In the morn­ing. Win?

2 years ago

What do you say when you meet some­one, and already know where they work, where they’re going on vaca­tion, and who their friends are?

2 years ago

Now I have a ukelele. #dream­scometrue

2 years ago

When work­ing from home 4 out of 5 days of the week, the best part is your Mondays turn into Fridays. Worst part: your Fridays become Mondays

2 years ago

Reviewer keeps short­en­ing ukulelehunt.com as “yookhunt” in his video. Domain name mis­take, or great­est domain name ever?

2 years ago

Dead Cells

I’m get­ting a hair­cut today. I tend to look a great deal frumpier when a month has passed, which is also around the time my hair starts to piss me off, in a “WHY WON’T YOU STAY LIKE THAT?! NO, LIKE THAT. AAAAARGGGHHGH” kind of way.

My last one was on Christmas Eve, in the mid­dle of a rushed hol­i­day sched­ule, and I remem­ber exactly the frame of mind I had when I went for that hair­cut. It feels like I’ve been through so much since then; emo­tional changes, per­sonal epipha­nies, and life expe­ri­enced. It’s only been a lit­tle over a month.

Sometimes, I won­der if it would be scary to be my friend or lover, because of how much trans­for­ma­tion I can go through in short peri­ods of time. Julie once said I had changed a lot in the year that I knew her at the time. I wanted her to quan­tify that for me, but I didn’t, hop­ing it was gen­er­ally for the better.

I can only hope it’s always an improvement.

The best thing about Moo cards is learn­ing a lit­tle bit about the per­son who takes one by the photo they choose. #sub­con­scious

2 years ago

Things are changing, day by day

Edit: Wow, I found an old photo I took in 2004 of the CD in Trolley’s CD player.

Thumbnail: Float On

Modest Mouse used to be the best kept indie rock secret. Then they let Gravity Rides Everything be used in a Nissan com­mer­cial. Then they did Saturday Night Live. Then they did The O.C. (Really, Modest Mouse? REALLY?). Then they appeared on Rock Band 2 and Guitar Hero World Tour, and now I won­der if they were just sell­outs doing it for the money to begin with.

But before all that hap­pened, or per­haps as it hap­pened, they came out with Float On.

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This was the song of 2004. It defined the year for me. I was pick­ing myself up off the floor after a tor­rid rela­tion­ship, and set­tling down alone, find­ing my own lit­tle bit of peace.

That was six years ago, and I’m back there again. I had an odd moment of seren­ity as I left the stair­case to the Tai Chi stu­dio tonight, and walked into the frigid, calm air. Sort of like I had no hope, but that didn’t mat­ter because I didn’t need hope; I had my hands, my senses, my wits, and my cam­era, and that was good enough.

I’m sure the fact that I’ve start­ing work­ing from home four days out of the week has some­thing to do with it. I can work on projects with my music loud, and my pjs on. I don’t get inter­rupted, so my pro­duc­tiv­ity is great.

Okay, so I’ve been avoid­ing any movies or TV shows with dat­ing or romance. I’m stick­ing strictly to Babylon 5 and The Sopranos. It’s been work­ing, because I’ve been feel­ing bet­ter about myself and my cur­rent sit­u­a­tion. Thinking: “Maybe I’m a nice secret right now”.