I always go the blood test route for STD testing (including syphilis), or is this your way of telling us you have sores on your peepee? That’s a funny story though … unless you’re telling us you have sores on your peepee.
THERE’S A BLOODTESTFORSYPHILIS?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BRB I HAVETOKILL A DOCTOR.
(I always thought girls would have it way easier, but I guess it’s still just swab in the pee-hole, and that would probably hurt regardless of gender. And I had a bunch of other stuff tested for too! Why couldn’t he just group it in with the blood tests?)
Ah, this testing was done a long time ago, when I was entering a relationship and wanted to do my due diligence. Lately, I have had nothing as exciting as venereal disease to write about, so I figured I’d recount an old, horrifying experience. ;)
I always go the blood test route for STD testing (including syphilis), or is this your way of telling us you have sores on your peepee? That’s a funny story though … unless you’re telling us you have sores on your peepee.
THERE’S A BLOOD TEST FOR SYPHILIS?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BRB I HAVE TO KILL A DOCTOR.
(I always thought girls would have it way easier, but I guess it’s still just swab in the pee-hole, and that would probably hurt regardless of gender. And I had a bunch of other stuff tested for too! Why couldn’t he just group it in with the blood tests?)
Re: “I have been a very dull boy lately.”
It’s difficult to reconcile this tweet with the next entry in which you are having to be tested for syphilis?
:-)
Ah, this testing was done a long time ago, when I was entering a relationship and wanted to do my due diligence. Lately, I have had nothing as exciting as venereal disease to write about, so I figured I’d recount an old, horrifying experience. ;)
Kill your doctor.
Man am I glad I’m done with dating. Whew.