Bananas = awesome, peanut butter = hardcore, therefore peanut butter and banana sandwiches = ROCKCORE!!!
2 years, 10 months ago
If I rob a bank to adopt a $1200 pixie-bob kitten, would the judge go easy on my sentencing?
2 years, 10 months ago
The Kissing Map
There were patches of skin on her body that would build, and turn white, and flake.
She was always self-conscious of those areas, to the point of tears, but I called them my kissing map, as each patch would lead my lips to the next. In the dark, the spots revealed themselves in their texture, like delicate wounds. How different they tasted, how strange that skin felt against my own.
I would always kiss those spots, in hopes that my lips would convince her that she had nothing to be self-conscious about around me. To ease, and share their burden.
To acknowledge that she was flawed, as we all are on earth, but I still loved and accepted her, despite it all.
Tom's Birthday Barbecue
For Tom’s birthday, we gathered at Tim’s for grilled chicken breasts, pork chops, roast beef, and some pleasant conversation. I always find it interesting that the topics we discuss are so different from the ones at parties. Subjects tend to be more intellectual, whereas conversations at Pat’s house, let’s say, are much more jovial and carefree.
Having my “special occasion” tea this morning…cause it’s Canada’s birthday! (And I got the day off)
2 years, 10 months ago
I’m going back to New Orleans, my race is almost run. I’m going back to end my life down in the rising sun.
2 years, 10 months ago
Just came to the realization that if my blog was a comic, it’d be xkcd –http://xkcd.com
2 years, 10 months ago
Men As An Excuse For God
I think god invented porn before he came up with men and then made us so he could blame it on someone else to the wife.
—John’s theory, as we were throwing around ideas for a camera phone that does 360 panoramas, so that callers could get context on who they’re calling
Naturally, this brainstorm session turned to pornography, as it has driven such technology in the past; the lack of pornography on Sony’s Betamax was one of the contributing factors that helped JVC’s VHS win the format war, driving Betamax into extinction. And more recently, Sony, having learned from their mistakes, won the current generation DVD format war with Blu-Ray against Microsoft’s HD-DVD, as movie studio backing, pornography, and games are undoubtedly driving this too.
Thanks to @marktrolley I now have SSL on password-protected areas of the site. And as of this morning I’m running the Fever feed aggregator.
2 years, 10 months ago
Just bought my first bottle of Worcestershire sauce and I’m makin’ rice to celebrate. It’s the little things.
2 years, 10 months ago