Dolly chris­tened her new lit­ter­box. I watched. It was both gross and gross. Currently re-evaluating why I did this.

2 years, 8 months ago

new kitty blanket

new kitty blanket

Protip: if your cat has the same favourite spot as your guests, buy a kitty blan­ket to keep her fur off the seat.

2 years, 8 months ago

If I was a gro­cery store cashier, I would totally judge you from what you buy.

2 years, 8 months ago

Sometimes, you can tell what time it is from the num­ber of songs that pass in our moments. God, I miss her.

2 years, 8 months ago

The Yummy Roll is very aptly named.

2 years, 8 months ago

You know it’s going to be a good day when you have just enough heavy cream left over from your bat­ter for your morn­ing tea.

2 years, 8 months ago

8-core hotness under Boot Camp

8-core hotness under Boot Camp

Why is it that funny movies are fun­nier when watch­ing with other peo­ple? I had no idea humour was that subjective.

2 years, 8 months ago

Discovering early No Motiv is like find­ing miss­ing pieces of your childhood.

2 years, 8 months ago

The Only Way To Listen To Music

The only way to lis­ten to music is with your heart in your throat and your head­phones on, sit­ting on a curb in the shade, telling your­self you’ll be fine as long as you get the voice out of your head and the smell out of your senses, killing your top rated, won­der­ing if you can call some­one, any­one out there, to dis­tract your­self, but no, you’ll han­dle it on your own, because you’re strong enough, you’ve been through the worst of it already, and this is just another thing, won­der­ing why it’s only in sit­u­a­tions like this that the beats pound your chest like a sledge­ham­mer and the voices sing out achingly in place of your dumb silence.

Now Bronwen wants my sperm if she doesn’t have a baby by 35. Maybe I’ll be look­ing for a womb by then too.

2 years, 8 months ago

Looking for a new kitty lit­ter sys­tem for Dolly. There are self-cleaning sys­tems over $300! Is it worth not clean­ing cat poop again?

2 years, 8 months ago

Surreptitiously Published

Japanese design book

It started with this tweet by Jay Hori. I was all like, “What? What blog design book?”.

Jay told me the name, so I found a copy of “クリエーターのための3行レシピ ブログデザイン” through HMV Japan, and they shipped it to me.

SimpleBits

I flipped through the book and noticed that some of my web design idols were in there, like Dan Cederholm of SimpleBits and Shaun Inman1. I won­der if Dan or Shaun know they’re in this book. That’s right, I’m on a first name basis with them. We hang.

equivocality page

When I got to recipe 57 (they label all their design tricks as “recipes”), I saw a pic­ture of my web­site. My expe­ri­ences with ther­apy were on the front page, along with me say­ing “Sometimes I come out feel­ing like a mon­ster, like some hor­ri­ble, fucked-up per­son.” I guess they don’t use English copy edi­tors, and my curse-filled words may give English speak­ing Japanese peo­ple the impres­sion that Canadians are psy­cho­log­i­cal monsters.

But aside from my own words, I real­ized it was the only thing I could under­stand. I had to ask some­one who could read Japanese. Someone who just came back from stud­ies there, and wasn’t allow to speak or write English for a month. Maggie. She sent me this:

Your site is being used to explain “Navigation through sim­plis­tic icons”. Or like, sim­ple, low-key, uncom­pli­cated. The right side intro­duces WordPress and Moveable Type and talks about their uses of tem­plates and tem­plate cus­tomiza­tion, then intro­duces your site as doing some­thing (can’t under­stand the word) with the back­ground in con­trast to how you use simple/clean icons as your navigation.

On the left page, under the screen­shot of your site it says “Displaying nav­i­ga­tion through min­i­mum design. Designated using CSS, the min­i­mum use of files is excel­lent.” Bad trans­la­tion. The way you use your files (I’m guess­ing this refers to the actual num­ber of pages and stuff on your site) is also quite min­i­mum and that is nice.

Cool.

Comment code

And with the code for my com­ment bub­ble right in front of me, I had to won­der about the legal impli­ca­tions. It prob­a­bly wasn’t legal for them to pub­lish my source code, which is why they didn’t con­tact any of the own­ers of the web­sites to tell them that they were pub­lished. I hear the copy­right laws are noto­ri­ously lax in Japan.

  1. Regarding his use of the old flash header that was a wave, inspired by anime. Shaun and I were also fea­tured in the Perishable Press min­i­mal­ism in web design series. []

Maybe if I was dat­ing some­one who went psy­cho dur­ing her time of the month.

2 years, 8 months ago