It's shameless, the way we flirt

Bronwen finally get­ting a cell phone (with an unlim­ited text mes­sag­ing plan) has been the source of much amusement.


  • Bronwen: Aww, I think I’ve been really depressed lately, I’ve been find­ing it hard to find a rea­son to get up lately, try­ing to pull myseld out of it
  • Me: Awww. Too bad you’re ditch­ing me this week­end or we could hang out.
  • Bronwen: Oh please, my mom, dad and grandma (pos­si­bly aunt) would be very annoyed with me if I had ditched all of them, I had plans to go home first!!!
  • Me: It was a joke you bitch
  • Bronwen: Jeeeeeze, not a morn­ing person…mine was a joke as well crazy
  • Me: You’re not a per­son person.
  • Me: You will turn into a crazy cat lady who tries to trap me into hav­ing a baby so I’ll have to send you alimony cheques.
  • Me: I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU. YOURE NOT GETTING MY SPERM.
  • Me: Are you cry­ing in the mid­dle of class now?

Ear me now. I love how you can turn on the sub­ti­tles in GTA4 and still not under­stand a word the Haitians are say­ing (aside from “spliff”).

2 years, 5 months ago

My goal today was to do no work. So far, I’ve succeeded.

2 years, 5 months ago

The best part of the year is defined by the abil­ity to keep the win­dows open through the entire day.

2 years, 5 months ago

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Leaving St. Laurent Shopping Centre empty handed. Somewhat sad, yet proud of my abil­ity to resist consumerism.

2 years, 5 months ago

Leaving with home­made pizza, chai tea, chai tea sam­pler, chi spice, and home­made tiramisu. I think we got the wrong person’s birthday.

2 years, 5 months ago

If I’m home by mid­night, I still plan on stay­ing up till 3am. WHO’S WITH ME?

2 years, 5 months ago

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Just got 144 in Flight Control! That beats Pat’s best score by 45. How proud am I? I just took a pic­ture of my iPhone and sent it to him.

2 years, 5 months ago

That helped. The high­light of class was a bunch of peo­ple try­ing to fig­ure out what makes some­one emo.

2 years, 5 months ago

The solu­tion to this is a really good Tai Chi class.

2 years, 5 months ago

A wise politi­cian once said, “When you’re in a hole, stop digging”.

2 years, 5 months ago

Dear god of the shuf­fle: please fill my ride home with noth­ing but poignant, raw, and mov­ing music.

2 years, 5 months ago

maple syrup milkshakes are worth the stomach aches

maple syrup milkshakes are worth the stomach aches