Any day is a good day…for Piccolo Grande! (And cin­na­mon gelato)

June 3rd, 2009

Ahora’s for Mexican din­ner with Pearl.

June 3rd, 2009

Every time I eat New England clam chow­der, I think of how Ace Venture says it as a pass­word. (Is that the red or the white?)

June 3rd, 2009

When a co-worker gives you caramel apple cake in the morn­ing, you know it’s going to be a good day.

June 3rd, 2009

Had won tons for din­ner and won ton ramen for a post-Tai Chi snack. Maybe I could com­bine them into a UBERMEAL.

June 2nd, 2009

Feel like turn­ing on the heat…but it’s now JUNE! This messes with my sense of what’s right in the world.

June 2nd, 2009

Summer House Show with Shane Watt and Jesse Dangerously

House show invitation, featuring Shane Watt and Jesse Dangerously

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Attention Ottawa peo­ple! I’m hav­ing an indie music con­cert at my house this sum­mer1. That’s right, it’ll be an inti­mate night of folk and rap songs with Shane Watt and Jesse Dangerously. Remember these two from the con­cert I went to ear­lier this year, where this awe­some and impromptu col­lab­o­ra­tion happened:

You also may have read about Jesse in an Ottawa Citizen arti­cle last month, or seen Shane per­form­ing with Krista Muir over the last few years. Well, I wanted to see both these artists per­form again, so I invited them to my house. Not only will it be a night of authen­tic music (with another col­lab­o­ra­tion, I’ve been told!), but there will be free ice cream, and you’ll get to meet my cat, with whom you’ll fall in love2. Shane has also hinted that he might bring a spe­cial guest for the night. So come and meet the musi­cians, sup­port local Canadian tal­ent, and have a fan­tas­tic time.

  1. Click the pic­ture above to down­load the invi­ta­tion. []
  2. No, you can­not take her home. []

Vacuum lines on the car­pet: refresh­ing sign of clean­li­ness, or inad­ver­tent annoyance?

June 1st, 2009

Strip Club Experiences

It’s been a long time since I’ve been to a strip club. The co-workers of my first job, along with the pres­i­dent of the com­pany, were the ones took me to my first. They made it a point to “ini­ti­ate” me when they found out I had never been. I still look back on that mem­ory fondly, because I was so young and green, and they wanted to get me over my inexperience.

But it was never some­thing I did with any fre­quency. You always look at those guys, seat­ing by them­selves at the head of the table with a beer in hand, think­ing, “Is this bet­ter than what you have at home?”

After all, strip clubs are never really about the girls. It’s about being out with your friends, when your par­ents think you’re at a movie1. They’re like con­certs. You could sit at home and lis­ten to a CD with stu­dio qual­ity sound, but there’s some­thing dif­fer­ent about the atmos­phere of a live experience.

It’s easy to grow past the appeal of strip­pers though. There’s no per­son­al­ity there. Even Playboy mod­els have likes and dis­likes. The fur­thest a strip club goes is by say­ing, “Here’s Porsche, and she used to be an air­plane attendant”.

Don’t get me wrong; I love the female fig­ure. But there’s no appeal in a stripper.

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  1. Some of them had ring­tones set for their home num­bers, and just the ring would set off a round of teenage spite []

Woken up by a power saw out­side my win­dow. If my condo fees are pay­ing for new side­walks, they could at least wait until I’m awake.

June 1st, 2009