And end with “Sincerely, A fel­low mem­ber of team lower-unit condo”.

More peo­ple need to send me e-mails that start with “Long-time lis­tener, first-time caller”.

Absorbing the visual mem­o­ries that are The Brown Bunny. This Vincent Gallo film moves the same way his music does.

Iced Bailey’s and I’m feel­ing no pain.

Looking for new glasses while I’m in the east end…and wish­ing I had a sec­ond opin­ion to help me out.

Either city mos­qui­toes are tiny, or the pre­scrip­tion Reactine I’ve been tak­ing is working.

Totally didn’t expect to dance tonight. Or that I’d have fun doing it.

If I buy my nephew an edu­ca­tional toy, does that make me a bor­ing uncle?

The per­son who started putting age ranges on kids toys should be given an award.

So glad that Children of a Lesser God was about the devel­op­ment of a rela­tion­ship, and not about get­ting there.

Every day, the news that wakes me up on the radio at 7am is always about ter­ror­ism, democ­racy, or gov­ern­ment pol­icy. It’s so depressing.

Just ordered my iPhone 3GS from Rogers with a super sweet Aeroplan pro­mo­tional deal.They’re send­ing it to me so I don’t have to wait in line