19 Aug 07

Apple Vs. Khakis

Posted in: Random

The juice of an apple, much like the apple itself, eventually turns brown, and what was an innocuous spot of moisture on the pants surreptitiously becomes a vulgarity.

The pants, though perfectly ironed and clean, must be washed again.

Curse you, apple.

Curse you, and your phenolic liquids.

3 comments — Follow the feed
#1 reno

This takes on so many more new meanings if one reads the newsflash up above about Apple laptops ruining sperm counts and whatnot.

#2 Rob Mayer

thats why i dont eat fruit man thay are all evil look at adem and eve i mean damn he ate the apple and got booted outa paridice the apple is the devils fruit

i prefer a nice cheek fulla bacon man i mean one pinch and ur set for hours
and when was the last time u heard of pork ruining a nice pair of trousers ;)

@reno — I’ve had the exact problem. I should write about that too, although I don’t know what I’d use as a title now.

@Rob — Hhahahahha…and I’d have no problem sucking a bacon grease out of a pair of pants. :)

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