19 Aug 07
The juice of an apple, much like the apple itself, eventually turns brown, and what was an innocuous spot of moisture on the pants surreptitiously becomes a vulgarity.
The pants, though perfectly ironed and clean, must be washed again.
Curse you, apple.
Curse you, and your phenolic liquids.
This takes on so many more new meanings if one reads the newsflash up above about Apple laptops ruining sperm counts and whatnot.
thats why i dont eat fruit man thay are all evil look at adem and eve i mean damn he ate the apple and got booted outa paridice the apple is the devils fruit
i prefer a nice cheek fulla bacon man i mean one pinch and ur set for hours
and when was the last time u heard of pork ruining a nice pair of trousers
@reno — I’ve had the exact problem. I should write about that too, although I don’t know what I’d use as a title now.
@Rob — Hhahahahha…and I’d have no problem sucking a bacon grease out of a pair of pants.