The juice of an apple, much like the apple itself, eventually turns brown, and what was an innocuous spot of moisture on the pants surreptitiously becomes a vulgarity.
The pants, though perfectly ironed and clean, must be washed again.
Curse you, apple.
Curse you, and your phenolic liquids.
#1 renoThis takes on so many more new meanings if one reads the newsflash up above about Apple laptops ruining sperm counts and whatnot.
#2 Rob Mayerthats why i dont eat fruit man thay are all evil look at adem and eve i mean damn he ate the apple and got booted outa paridice the apple is the devils fruit
i prefer a nice cheek fulla bacon man i mean one pinch and ur set for hours
and when was the last time u heard of pork ruining a nice pair of trousers 
@reno — I’ve had the exact problem. I should write about that too, although I don’t know what I’d use as a title now.
@Rob — Hhahahahha…and I’d have no problem sucking a bacon grease out of a pair of pants. 
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