Comments on: Tom And Mel's Wedding

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:53:07 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with analogies about vegetables when they’re relevant and well-written. There’s something wrong with analogies about vegetables that are supposed to be one of the defining moments of a wedding, that should be unique according to the situation, but end up completely generic and applicable to anything.

If what I say isn’t fair, then every single editorial ever written isn’t fair. Every critical review, good or bad, isn’t fair. Fair doesn’t enter into it because life itself isn’t fair, or as someone once said, “If the world were so organized that everything has to be fair, no living creature could survive for a day. The birds would be forbidden to eat worms, and everyone’s self-interest would have to be served.”

And this may be public, but it’s still my domain. Not using names, and not mentioning many other things, was being nice. Trust me.

By: greenygoodness

greenygoodness — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:56:57 +0000

Nothing wrong with analogies about vegetables. What’s wrong is when people make judgements and comments that aren’t necessarily fair. We’re all allowed to have opinions, of course, but what ever happened to being nice. Especially in public display.

By: ruby

ruby — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 13:34:22 +0000

hey you dumb fuck…i like asparagus!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:19:55 +0000

Apparently, I’ve been going to the wrong weddings.

By: lilly1975

lilly1975 — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:15:03 +0000

I just can’t stand weddings I hated then from the time I worked in a catering business, and saw how weddings aren’t really about love and union, but about Solomon filets and making your mom happy cause she can brag to relative you don’t even know about how well you were doing.

Being single now, weddings seem like an insult, like I’m getting a bunch of girls going “I got something you don’t have…” I already went to 2 this year and I’ve got another 2 to go to this year.

The rescue comes in my attempt to do something crazy, sexual and wild at all of them while managing to still keep those people talking to me the next day.

The first one this year, I went in a short dress with no underwear, the second I got drunk enough to give the bridegroom’s best friend a blowjob in the bushes…

Next one’s September 12, I’ll have to think of something crazy but discrete, it’s a work event.