Coolest thing about a girl­friend who’s a reg­is­tered mas­sage ther­a­pist: gen­eral health and med­ical train­ing means that she can dis­tin­guish between the dif­fer­ent gaits and kinet­ics of the thir­teen dif­fer­ent Eternal Darkness characters.

Oh yeah, and the pro massages.

PRO.