I should believe only in a God who understood how to dance.

—Of Reading And Writing, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

I don’t currently believe in a god, but if I did, I would imagine that he, being a god, would understand all the things that I hold as important. I couldn’t imagine a god without a great sense of humour, a good sense of musical taste, or a nice bowel movement or a regular basis.

And how megalomaniacal is that?