I should believe only in a God who under­stood how to dance.

—Of Reading And Writing, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

I don’t cur­rently believe in a god, but if I did, I would imag­ine that he, being a god, would under­stand all the things that I hold as impor­tant. I couldn’t imag­ine a god with­out a great sense of humour, a good sense of musi­cal taste, or a nice bowel move­ment or a reg­u­lar basis.

And how mega­lo­ma­ni­a­cal is that?