Bargaining (trans­lated lit­er­ally as “speak price”) is com­mon at the smaller shops in Hong Kong. Prices are marked up actu­ally, because the pro­pri­etors know that peo­ple will try to bar­gain. I’m not very good at it myself, since I’m not con­fi­dent enough in my Cantonese. Lots of my fam­ily mem­bers are known to be extremely good bar­gain­ers, each with their own unique style.

My dad is the “friendly” bar­gainer, where he’ll try to get on the good side of the per­son try­ing to sell him things. He’ll say that he’s been giv­ing the store good busi­ness for years, and that he’ll get his friends to shop there as well if he can get a dis­count. One time he even got the price low­ered on a com­puter he was about to purchase.

My mother is the “bluff” bar­gainer. She’ll make a good guess as to how much an item cost the retailer to pur­chase (with her life­time of shop­ping exper­tise), and ask for a lit­tle more than that price. The retailer, barely mak­ing any money from such a price, will no doubt ask for some­thing much higher. My mom might budge a lit­tle, but not enough to make the retailer happy, so she’ll start to walk away with an air of indif­fer­ence on her face (after all, this is Hong Kong, and if one can’t get some­thing for a low price at one store, one can walk two steps and have another shot at it). The retailer will often chase her out to the street, and agree to her price.

My grand­mother was known as the “old per­son with no job” bar­gainer. She could stay inside a store for more than half an hour, just try­ing to get some­one to agree to her price. She would ana­lyze all the vari­ables in an item, such as the make, qual­ity, dura­bil­ity, colour, neces­sity, etc. Then she would try to con­vince the retailer that it’s only worth so much based on each vari­able, and stand rock solid on this price. Eventually, the store owner would be so fed up with the every­thing that he or she would usu­ally agree just to get her out of the store.

One day I’m going to be the “dairy” bar­gainer, and known as the per­son who tries to get dis­counts by offer­ing ice-cream and a cow.