John and I helped Nick move in rather early this morning. Nick treated us to breakfast at the Elgin Street Diner, although rule #3,462 of the Male Code states that “The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. The reward formula is as follows: (hours of labor) x (number of boxes) x (flights of stairs) / dollars, in hundreds, of damage to belongings = beers owed”, so sayeth the scriptures.